Yes, Love is in the air. Specifically, plant love.
After all, what is pollen, really, if not a plant’s expression of love? Mostly a love of reproduction. There’s a freaking orgy going on out there today. And every time you take a breath, you’re getting some of the action.
That’s right, you are breathing in Tree Sperm!!! :eek:
The horny buggers are spraying it all over the place. There’s a greenish-yellow tinge on every surface in the area.
According to this site the pollen count here in the Dallas area is 11.1, with 8-12 being considered high. We must have some really horny vegetation in these parts.
I’m fortunate in that I’m not terribly allergic to most pollen. A little sniffle or a sneeze or two is about all I get on most days.
So, how’s the plant jism count in your neck of the woods?
The pines are fornicating mightily here. It’s a regular orgy what with pine pollen all over everywhere! I know pine trees gotta love too but I do wish they’d be a bit more discrete about it.
It’s seemed bad in the last few years. The unrelenting pollen finally convinced Fierra to start years of allergy shots just a week ago, in fact. Who knows, I may follow.
Isn’t anyone just a little ooged out about breathing conifer cum or juniper jism[sub]band name[/sub]? I was sure I’d get at least a couple of “eeeeews”.
Seems to be a 9.4 in my neighborhood. I could tell it was getting bad when I had to take out my contacts last Wednesday. I can rub my eyes and itch them like mad, feels good in a bad sorta way. Can’t do any of that sort of thing with the contacts in.
Time for the Kenalog shot again. Happy spring. Joy joy.