It's the most miserable time of the year (Christmas music all the eff'in time)

[Steve_McQwark]

@Superdude

There are a few, more obscure ones that I enjoy. I like Christmas Wrapping, though I prefer the Kylie Minogue version

I work at a food pantry that has been playing Christmas music the last few weeks. Last week a mother and two teenage daughters came in to volunteer. “Christmas Wrapping” was playing and I heard one of the girls singing along to it. Gave me hope for the future.

[gnarator]

There’s a radio station here in town that starts to play Christmas music All Saints’ Day (1 November). Yeesh.

I’m always amazed at all the really bad country Christmas music that’s floating around, but I shouldn’t be surprised. Christmas music sells and it gets played every year, and modern Nashville country is so cynically focus-grouped and marketed that of course they will want to print money.

I was watching Collegium Vocale Gent perform J.S. Bach’s Christmas Oratorio last night, and it was very good, but it occurred to me that Bach was punching a clock when he wrote that, too.

I found this list if you want to torture yourself.

[Jumpbass]

@scudsucker

I, for one, would quite like to hear an all tuba group playing the Little Drummer Boy

You sir, are a Grinch. j/k Not gonna happen in my group.

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

Ah yes, The Little Tuba Boy…

Yeah, you too.

Here’s a link to the last TubaChristmas I conducted. No Little Drummer Boy, dammit.

Napa TubaChristmas 2019 set 1

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@dirtball

The worst part of it, IMO, is television commercials with their relentless Christmas carol parodies. It just gets so damn tiresome when my TV set is bleating at me with a group of singers expounding on the wonderfulness of some fucking department store or online vendor to the tune of “The Carol of the Bells” or “The Twelve Days of Christmas” multiple times every ten minutes.

Driving home from my run group yesterday morning I heard what may be the nadir of this phenomenon. Not a carol, but a version of “The Night Before Christmas” … in an erectile dysfunction ad. Complete with a line about Mrs. Claus being unhappy with Santa’s package. Oh dear Og no no no…

[Bootb]

@K364

You just can’t escape it. Pop stations play all those modern wanna-be xmas standards by every artist who wants to cash in like Mariah Carey did. Jazz stations play jazzy versions. Classical play classical versions.

And of course, the stores, the supermarket, the malls. kmn.

I’m not sure what you’re complaining about. In the late '90’s and early '00’s, I worked at Burger King and Walmart. Back then, there was actual Christmas music played non-stop. These days, at least the monotony and painfulness of Christmas music is lightened by all the places who play modern garbage – evidently having fallen under the ludicrous impression that the stuff written recently has anything to do with either Christmas or music.

In reality, of course, there hasn’t been any actual Christmas music written in the last 20-25 years.

[bobot]

You could be right about that time estimate. It’s been twenty SIX years since Jorma Kaukonen released his Christmas record. Now if they played that one in the stores, I wouldn’t mind so much.

Christmas Rule