“Both ways are nice,” accompanied by cross-armed pointing. (The scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz)
Not a movie, but I always say “roast beast” instead of roast beef. (How the Grinch Stole Christmas!)
“It’s only a flesh wound.” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)
“There go the piano lessions!” from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 The Movie. Used whenever someone gets a bump to any part of the body, not just the head…
Sophia was playing some game on her DSI when she got killed. In a pitch-perfect Napolean Dynamite voice, she says
“Lucky.”
“There is no spoon.” From The Matrix, when we are attempting to do something that on the surface looks impossible but you know the impossibility is just an illusion.
“Oh, we’re in a tight spot!” From O Brother Where Art Thou, used on an almost daily basis.
“You know, you’re starting to look like The Devil”. From TV - Everybody Loves Raymond - when looking directly into your SO’s eyes while saying something important/angry/serious, and there you are trying to make eye contact to get your point across and there he is puncturing your balloon of seriousness.
A friend of mine routinely greets me (and a lot of others) by extending his hand for a handshake and saying “Eric Stratford, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.” (Animal House)
I usually return the handshake with “Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records. Hiiiiii.” (This Is Spinal Tap)
Also, I’m not sure if there’s ever a day that goes by in which I don’t at some point intone “Yeeaaah. Yeeaaaah.” a la Bill Lumbergh (Office Space).
I very, very frequently do the “Kif sigh” from Futurama. (Visible here.)
“This is not my best day ever” - Malcolm Reynolds, first episode of Firefly.
Whenever someone corrects something I’ve said, I reply with the patented Shawn Spencer (“Psych”) line, “I’ve heard it both ways.” They rarely get it.
“What fresh hell is this?” Bette Davis (I think), don’t know the movie: whenever the phone rings.
“But ya aaaah, Blanche! Ya ah in that chair!” Bette Davis, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. I use the appropriate word for the situation, i.e., “I’d buy that if I wasn’t so broke”. “But ya ahhhhh, Jim; ya ahhhh broke”
“Fasten your seatbelts; it’s gonna be a bumpy night.” Bette Davis (I’m seeing a trend), All About Eve
“Ged outd”. Ahnold in probably every movie. I drop off my wife at the bus stop: “Ged outd”, in my best Arnie monotone. She always laughs, bless her heart.
Seeing Delores Reborn’s user name reminded me of another one I quote frequently, from Delores Claiborne:
“Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to.”
Word, Delores. Word.
A couple more:
“Lighten up, Francis”, Sgt. Hulka in Stripes.
“Why do you say these things to me when you know I will kill you for it?” Zod to Lex Luthor in one of the Superman movies. I used to say this to my kids when they were young. Actually, I still do.
When I get together with my four children, it’s nearly all quotes, all the time. We usually end up going through the entire Enter The Dragon dialogue before it’s over.
“Open, damn it, open!” --Ultra Magnus, The Transformers: the Movie
“BONESAW IS READY!” --Bonesaw, the first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movie
The former when I can’t get something open, the latter when I’m asked if I’m ready.
You, sir, win the thread.
I can hear Frasier Crane saying that in my head! And it reminded me of another one I use frequently. Boromir saying, “What is this new devilry?”
“I can do nothin’ for ya, kid.” to my dog when there are no more noms. In my best Lebowsky/Cogburn drawl.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here.
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
And … to be REALLY obscure:
You’re sucking on my elbow
“Christ, they sent me a moron!” Scent of a Woman. I rarely say this, often think it.
“So I’ve got that going for me.” Caddy Shack. Usually someone will reply “Which is nice.”
…big hitter, the Lama
“Everybody MOOOVE!!” (Fezik, The Princess Bride)
“Haff fun storming de Castle” (Miracle Max, ibid)
“Not much fun in Stalingrad, no!?” (Monty Python)
“Burma!!” (ibid)
“Dishes are DONE, man” (I think it was So I married an Axe Murderer)
“For joo, I killa da Bull” (I have absolutely no idea)
That is supposedly what Dorothy Parker said when her phone rang. You may be thinking of Bette’s “Fasten your seat belts–it’s going to be a bumpy night” from All About Eve.