Nope. That’s from “Don’t tell Mom the babysitter’s dead”.
Is he the guy who says, “that’d be greaaat”? I use that one and I’ve never even watched the movie.
He is, and you should.
When I say “Not any more.” I’m quoting Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs.
“Just as sure as the turning of the earth” John Wayne The Serchers
“What truck” Indy Jones (Raiders)
“I choose the danger” McCoy from Star Trek III
“Who’s the U-Boat commander?” Auto repair guy from Risky Business
“That’ll do pig. That’ll do.” Farmer Hogget Babe the Gallant Pig
“You realize of course this, means war.” Bugs Bunny
“Why is the top down? Its fucking freezing.” Amon Goeth Schindler’s List
Well. . .I seem to have a distinct memory of seeing this in a movie, but can’t remember which one or who the actress was. The internet seems to go with the Parker notion, though. Perhaps it was in a movie about Dorothy Parker. As for your second sentence, see my previous post.
I’ve got tons, and will probably remember more as soon as I post this.
“MUMBLER!” - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
“Wrong!” - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (it’s all in the tone)
“Because, Charlie, they’re nit-twits.” - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (when asked why somebody does something a certain way)
“I’ll be back” and “He’ll live” from the Terminator movies
“Put the bunny in the box.” - Con Air
“Think they’ll have *that *on the tour?” - Jurassic Park
“That’s the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas.” - The Lost World
“That’ll do, pig.” - Babe
“Hello, Clarice.” - The Silence of the Lambs (one of our cats is named Clarice)
“Children of the night! Shut up!” Love at First Bite
“I’m not even a bat anymore! I’m a black chicken! I’m a yenta with skinny legs!” - Love at First Bite
“I thought we were having a stating the obvious contest.” - House
“Tina! Eat your ham!” - Napoleon Dynamite
“Yer a wizard, Harry!” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“We have a T-Rex!” - Jurassic Park
“It’s kind of a ride.” - Jurassic Park
“He’s an idiot. Parents were probably idiots too.” - Back to the Future
X is/are beginning to damage my calm. - Serenity
“I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it!”
I actually used that for years and forgot where it even came from until I saw the movie again on TV.
Also, I can’t believe I’m the first to dust off “…Nuke the site from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure”
Good one! Goes well with:
Tedious, very tedious.
and
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
In my family, we use the Taxi Driver line as modified by Beverly Hill Ninja:
“You communicatin’ to me? You communicatin’ to me?”
“Toughens the nipples, doesn’t it. . .?”
I’ve heard and said that one so many times.
One that I haven’t ever used, and probably never would, but that tickles me to death anyway: “He has more pork on him than the south end of a northbound congress.”* Schlock Mercenary *possibly paraphrased
“This is a pain that will linger” Brain, to Pinky.
“Are you pondering what i’m pondering?” same. I used to have a few of the replies memorized, too. And if properly prompted:
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!”
*possibly paraphrased
“He’s dead, Jim.” - Dr. McCoy, STTOS
“What we got here is… failure to communicate.” - Cool Hand Luke
I just saw Take Me Home Tonight this past weekend on DVD but I’m not positive about the line. Something like:
“It’s not rocket surgery”
or
“It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon”
I haven’t used it yet, but I’m planning on it as soon as I possibly can.
I also use, “Why don’t you make like a tree and GET OUTTA HERE!” from Back To The Future.
Nyeaaah, sleepy time. - Kung Pow
“Tell 'em they’re dreaming!”
“How’s the serenity? So much serenity!”
(The Castle. And this list is going straight to the pool room.)
“Could be worse, Could be raining” from Young Frankenstein
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” Don Corleone in the Godfather
“What’s your damage, Heather?” from Heathers, of course.
“Everyone has a mortgage” from Thank You for Smoking. I use this whenever I am asked why I do something for a living (or why my resume looks the way it does).