“In my experience there’s no such thing as luck” - Obi Wan Kenobi
I thought I was so profound and deep saying that when I was younger haha
By the way, I’m new here. Nice to join the community 
I find this works best while shaking the hands up-and-down and doing a sort of 8-yr-old-has-to-pee dance.
Did I miss: “There is no try, only do”
Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.
Malcom Tucker - The thick of it
Okay, I’m going to post not the ones I would like to use, but the ones I actually use. My husband and I speak Dutch, so when we use a quote from and English movie or show it is obvious.
“Mwuhaha!” (Standard evil overlord laugh)
“My food is problematic” (from Serenity, often used with not quite enough cooked spaghetti)
“I’ll make him an offer you can’t refuse”. Godfather. This one is even obvious when translated to Dutch. I have used it on my job on occasion.
“I’m not feeling sexual today”. This one comes from a very cheap Tsjech soft porn movie we once watched, where the sulking male protagonist says it to his hot movie wife. We use it sometimes when one of us accedentally touches the other.
“to use the parlance of our times,” from The Big Lebowski
Two from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation:
“That it is, Edward. That it is indeed.”
“It is goooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oood!” (always referring to food)
Just last night as my friend was leaving work, he turned to me and said, “Stay classy, San Diego.”
Oh yes, there must be the dance, and the high-pitched whiny voice…
I quote Clue way more than I probably should…
“You’re a bit late for that!”
“Let us in! Let us in!”
“1+2+1+1”
“There are no bullets left in the gun!”
“Excellent!” in a low, hissy voice. Mr. Burns, Simpsons
“I would believe that without hesitation.” Cryptonomicon
My SO: “I am a P-I-G pig!”
Me: “See if you can guess what I am now” Animal House
My ex has a dog named Daisy. Sweet dog, but she had a tendancy wreak havoc. Whenever she did, we’d say, in our worst Greek accents, “Why you do dis too me Daisy?” (The Exorcist)
The printer in my office has the error indicator “PC LOAD LETTER”
I’m not sure if I have to explain further than that.
Office Space: “PC LOAD LETTER”? What the fuck does THAT mean?
Well in that post you missed “Do or do not. There is no try.”
Sheese.
Also
Come on baby hold together.
This one goes there and that one goes there.
It’s not my fault.
Never tell me the odds.
I don’t know I can imagine quite a lot.
I care.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Join me and we’ll rule the galaxy as father and son.
You want this, don’t you.
(does holding your hand up to do the choking pinch count as a movie quote?"
He doesn’t like you.
I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. … I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Also,
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
And since I botched the previous…
No. I am your father.
My mantra comes from a Pat Garrett (William L. Petersen) line from Young Guns II:
“Encumbered by idjits, we pressed on.”
From Real Genius, if someone asks if I run:
“Only when chased.”
I forgot one I use almost every day, even if sometimes I only think it to myself:
Whenever I hear someone say “in comparison to…” I ALWAYS think:
“Comparisons are odorous.” I got it from the BBC version of Much Ado About Nothing that I have on video from the 1980s. I love that production SO much.
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed!” - Anchorman, when Ron Burgundy is walking around with a “massive erection” straining the fabric of his pants
Also from Anchorman, after the news team brawl: “That escalated quickly!”
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” from Dirty Dancing
“You have a truly dizzying intellect.” from The Princess Bride
When getting ready to leave with friends from a bar/restaurant/party, taken from Swingers: “This place is dead anyway!”
And yes, I still sometimes also tell people “You’re so money, baby, and you don’t even know it!”
From the 1986 blockbuster Down and Out in Beverly Hills: “Ah, Matisse, what a lovely dog you are!” (Substitute any dog’s name.)
No one ever gets this.
Non-sequitor, mostly.
Love the Robot Chicken take on this and will sometimes quote that after we get to that scene.
My friend has a t-shirt that has a stormtrooper sitting, holding his head, that is captioned, Those WERE the droids I was looking for.
Back on topic, I mentioned this to my gaming friends last night and we all laughed. I have (unfortunately) told my wife we almost quoted something, sometimes in the middle of an argument, and she doesn’t like that for some reason.
I say so many movie quotes on a daily basis, that I know I can’t remember them all.
I’ll be back.
What is it with you and curses? This is cursed, that is cursed.
Oh, lookey who knows so much!
Inconceivable.
You keep using that work. I do no think it means what you think it means.
WHAT? WHAT won’t be coming back?
It’s all in the reflexes.
I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Have fun storming the castle.
Was that a piece of my gorram car?
Somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill them right back!
That’s a dumb planet.
Mercy is the quality if a great man. stab Well, I’m a good man. stab I’m okay.
You get to drink from Mr Fire Hose!
Supplies!
They travel in single file lines to hide their numbers. (That came up last night.)
I don’t know. I find it remotely possible someone might find you hot.
The Truth is Out There
Trust No One
Tell him about the twinkie.
What about the twinkie? (Both from last night.)
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
What are you supposed to be? Space Cowboy.
I mean, seriously. My friends and I still try and quote movies and TV. We give each other more points, which don’t matter, if the quote fits the situation. Better than normal, anyway.
I’m sure that’s normal for this board, don’t get me wrong, but I have had entire conversations with people based on movie quotes!
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