From Hot Fuzz
By the power of Greyskull!
and
Yarp
Narp?
My husband tends to watch what I think is idiotic TV sometimes (Parking Wars? Seriously??) and if I give him grief about it, he’ll throw out one of our favorite lines from The Big Chill: You’re so analytical! Sometimes you just have to let art… flow… over you.
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
(Supposedly first used in Shane, but I have doubts).
As you wish.
It’s only a flesh wound.
Ok, boppers, let’s get down to it. (Warriors)
There are many, many more.
Do or do not, there is no try- Empire Strikes Back.
That word doesn’t mean what you think it means- Princess Bride
There’s no crying in (insert whatever we are currently doing)- A League of Their Own.
YOU ARE A TOY!!!
You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
I’m sayin’ Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!
What are you looking at, ya hockeypuck?
That wasn’t flying. That was falling. With style!!
I’m a master of speed, and aromatics…
You’re the one, Wyatt…
I’m your huckleberry…
Blood? Thats just my game!!
My hypocricy only goes so far…
You’re nothing but a filthy…lunger…
What’s his problem? Lunger. Well I hope you DIE!!!
Get out of mah swamp!!!
“D’oh!”
“In theory, Marge, in theory.”
"Alive! It’s alive! - Gene Wilder - When a dish is finished.
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Do or do not, there is no try- Empire Strikes Back.
The mention of The Empire Strikes Back reminds me of the inspiration behind the title. Lichfield in Staffordshire is a cathedral city and interestingly the cathedral has three spires, during the latter part of the 18th centruy, the citizens of Lichfield awoke one October morn to find a giant bat impaled on one of the end spires. The following day the local rag ran the headline THE END SPIRE STRIKES BAT and that was the inspirational headline behind the Star Wars films and in particular The Empire Strikes Back.
“You’ve been smoking your running socks again, haven’t you?”
“Face it bubba. It’s a classic. We put all our chips on a hysterical, neurotic drunk woman, and she’s gonna make us rich. Or dead.”
“Hogan? We did have insurance, didn’t we?”
All from Songwriter. You’d be surprised how often I get to use the second one.
Professionally, the movie line I get the most milage out of is from Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid:
“Morons. I’ve got morons on my team.”
Wife (looking at junk mail): What the hell is this?
Me (in best Bullwinkle voice): “Fan mail from some flounder?”
“Thank you, HAL” whenever a machine does something for me. Ocassionally I’ll say " Open the pod bay doors please, HAL" I’ll also sing “Daisy Bell” slower and slower when I’m feeling brain dead. I try not to do that in public because my singing sucks. All from “2001 A Space Oddysey”
“Four hours for bread. Four hours! Can you imagine the linguine and clam chowder line?” has been a running gag between my cousin and for something like 15 years. It’s the punchline from a bit by John Pinette about the food lines in communist Russia.
Recently, when I was mumbling too low for my wife to understand me, she broke out with “Talk to me goose.” (Top Gun).
I’m also partial to, “I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!” (Space Balls) when I’m just exasperated about something, followed by the amusing (and completely nonsensical, given the actual context in which I’m speaking) “keep firing assholes!”
That better be good bread! You better be walking around for a week going, have you had the bread?
“Let’s not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.”
SHUUUT your filthy holes you scum.
- A Clockwork Orange
Shut the fuck up, donnie!
Nobody fucks with the jesus!
Eight year olds, dude.
It’s hard to keep them down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus.
You- you… human paraquat!
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
And my favorite… which is in my signature.