That’s what I’m here for. Providing entertainment for Doob, Rasa, and others.
Of course usually once I sober up I have a hard time remembering exactly what I did that was so fun, but I try. 
“Recently” can turn into a long time, and at the end of it you have no money.
Just saying, is all.
See, blacking out and not remembering what you did is not fun to me - it’s fucking dangerous.
Still worried, and disappointed.
Esprix
Espirix: I’ve told oldscratch if anything happens to him I’d kick his ass; you want in too? 
Oldie, Oldie, Oldie,
Okay, listen. I really don’t want to sound like your mother or anything, so please don’t take this as a lecture.
My problem with this whole thread is this: I like you. That and I’ve seen a lot of other people I like completely fuck there lives with drugs. Hell, I almost fucked my life with drugs too. I’m all for moderation. I see nothing wrong with altering oneself from time to time, as long as it isn’t taking one over. So I’m not pulling a Nancy Reagan here.
All I’m saying is that, I agree with Esprix. Some things you’ve said sound alot like things I’ve heard from people who are now dead. And I don’t want to sign on only to find a condolences for Oldie thread. Know what I mean?
Take it easy and be careful.
[/nagging nabob hat off]
[sub]I agree with Jack on this one, scratchie.[/sub]
I remember this one time when I snorted a mixture of paint thinner, anti-freeze, those blue crystals from the All detergent, and ice (no, not the drug, just ice). I thought I was Napolean having paranoid delusions that he was Attila the Hun. After swinging from the fan and drinking the blood of the nearest virgin (which was extremely difficult to find, especially if you can only talk in grunts), I passed out with my head in the men’s urinal. I woke up to my watch trying to bite me, so I threw it away. “Fuck!” I screamed as it flew out the window.
“Screw you too!” it screamed back.
Well now I had no idea what time it was or even if it was day or night. Oh well, I thought, and hooked up a catheter, swallowing my own urine lest I lose any of my hard earned buzz.
Well, at this point I could have sworn it was June 31st, 1903 but a friend of mine appeared and, with his second mouth told me that it was indeed June 31st, but that I was completely off by a good 52 years. Unfortunately he didn’t say which way I was off, so I couldn’t tell whether I needed to hitch a ride with a taxi or a steam train to find my way home.
So I did what anyone would do at this point. I clicked my heels together three times saying “There’s no place like home.” I ended up at a Pink Floyd concert. Fortunately, there were people there more screwed up than I was and they brought me home.
I learned an important lesson that day: use less ice.
You’re right. I was half joking when I said that. I tend to black out on average two to three times a year. Not counting my “special” episodes. :rolleyes: The only thing that makes me black out is alcohol. I’ve gotten much better about controlling my intake on that though. Don’ry, I will most definetel be alive, in good shape, and in good humour when you come out to San Francisco.
For Jack and Rasa. Yeah yeah yeah. You are right, correct and all that. Slow it down. I will. No more irish, well quite a few less, to tempt me. We still have to get together for a drink Jack, so there.
And Enderw23, fucking funny shit. Really good.
Aww, thanks. I can now cease and desist with the nagging.
One time, I woke up from a nap at 6:45 pm, but mistook it for am. Which meant I had to start getting ready for school. I walked into the kitchen and found my mom making dinner. The shock was so great that I went back to bed. And this is before I used drugs.
And I checked out your Impeach Clinton link, oldie. I saw this guy a few months ago on Market. Just another reason to love living in the Bay area.
Oldscratch, you are a fucking idiot. And will everyone please stop encouraging this lunatic.
Thanks GuanoLad.
Hmmmmm ShitBoy is calling me an idiot.
heeheee.
My name isn’t ShitBoy (that’s somebody else entirely) and anyway, that’s just a nick - hardly the same as a deadly dangerous stupid lifestyle that is being paraded as ‘fun’.
We’re not encouraging him, he’s incorrigible.
As someone who often gets confused by sunlight, I can sort of sympathize. However, as someone who’s best friend is currently doing her 90 meetings in 90 days at AA, I also know how it feels to watch someone you love think they can handle it.
1.) if you’re blacking out from alcohol it is because of oxygen deprivation to your memory centers in your brain. You’re literally killing your memory receptors with every blackout.
2.) Enough people have lectured you on the coke. So I won’t. However, as a woman, I WILL lecture you on doing it off of a woman’s toilet. I am afraid of sitting on those disgusting things, much less snorting off them.
3.) Yes, drugs are bad. But alcohol is just as bad. Be careful, hon. You can rationalize a lot, believe me, I know. But what you can’t rationalize is waking up in lockup, with no idea what happened (ex-boyfriend) or ODing on your front porch for the entire street to watch (best friend).
Or just get a good watch.
This isn’t the Pit, so I’ll be nice.
GuanoLad, eat me.
Read the friggin’ thread. We are both comiserating with and expressing our concern and well-wishes for oldscratch.
Climb back into your little cocoon. If you can’t take it out here in the real world, go back to watching cartoons and leave us alone.
Are you sure about the ‘not encouraging’ thing? It sure looks like some of them are to me. Laughing at his silly exploits, “oh what a silly boy hee hee, I wish I was as hedonistic as you, heehee, please tell us more stories about how drugs have fucked up your days heehee”
If that’s what he wants to do, then whatever. But why encourage him?
I’m with Jack. GuanoLad, shut the fuck up. No one’s encouraging this. Drugs are bad, m’kay? And we’ve made that clear. (As if oldie didn’t know that before. :rolleyes: )
I don’t know, same reason we encourage people to try and leap over parking meters. Knowing, that they might crush their nuts, and fuck if that isn’t funny. I have a little bit of a mean streak though.
For more info, check out this report on the nature of humor
Well fine. I’m an old fuddyduddy who doesn’t think any kind of drug talk as funny. So sue me. You’re all weirdos.