ITT we express unfashionable sympathy for some otherwise utterly reprehensible celeb.

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Nobody can say we’re not even-handed. If he wins an Oscar then he’s an Australian actor. If he assaults someone then he’s a New Zealand criminal.
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Y’know, we do much the same. ‘Australian actor, Russel Crowe’ beans some sucker with his cellphone, and ‘New Zealand born Crowe’ wins an Oscar.