This skinny-assed, corpse-skinned, forune-hunting, he-skank aroused my sympathy when I heard that during a promotional gig for his appalling album ‘Playing With Fire’ in a 1,500 stadium in which only 300 people turned up (though the gig was free), one girl wanted to call her friend so she could get a ride home early and Fed-Ex (as I believe he is now known), noticed this from the stage and with nothing better to do, I guess, lent her the battery from his phone because hers was weak. Somehow it all seems very poignant.
I hate to say it, but David Gest (who’s on British TV in “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”) is growing on me. He’s got a wicked sense of humour: last night he was telling a story about his maid, whose name is allegedly Vaginica Semen.
I’m sorry, I thought it was common parlance but perhaps it is only amongst me and a few light-hating buddies on another forum. It means ‘In This Thread’. Essenctialy you use it to say ‘In this thread we discuss the proposition that…’ but just use ‘ITT as shorthand’.
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Heidi Fliess used to be really hot, especially when she first got busted and had that strung-out cokehead sallowness in her face.
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By that token you could fancy Giovanni Ribilisi? My goodness, he looks like Gollum. If Gollum had had viral flu for a couple of days. And self-medicated with crumbly, blue Danish chese.
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I googled her and looked at her website. She seems to be a comic. What makes - or made her - irredeemable?
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She’s on Wait, wait … don’t tell me on NPR frequently and seems popular with the audience. I still like her as much as I ever did. (That’s not a snarky comment, I do like her.) She sometimes jokes about her past troubles.
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Russell Crowe is an arsehole, and Australians are more than happy to chuck him back over the ditch from whence he came.
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Nobody can say we’re not even-handed. If he wins an Oscar then he’s an Australian actor. If he assaults someone then he’s a New Zealand criminal.
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By that token you could fancy Giovanni Ribilisi? My goodness, he looks like Gollum. If Gollum had had viral flu for a couple of days. And self-medicated with crumbly, blue Danish chese.
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Yeah, the problem with Ribisi? Even when he’s looking very well, he looks like utter shit. I hope he doesn’t do as many drugs as it looks like, 'cause he’s a really fantastic actor and I’d hate to see him dead.
I still think Tom Cruise is a really decent actor, and he’s got something besides crazy in his eye. I’d hit that. Mind you, I don’t think he’d hit me, being a chick and all. I don’t think he’s straight, but I think Suri is his and conceived more or less naturally. I think he did whatever the male equivalent of “Brace yourself, Bridget!” is, perhaps with the aid of a fine single malt or eleven. He owed one (1) Scientology brat and had to deliver it before the decade was out. But I think he’s a talented closeted gay actor with a wacky religion who should never have hired his sister as his publicist, not a total nutjob hack.
I don’t think Prince Charles will be anywhere near as bad a king as everyone seems to think, I don’t think it’s incomprehensible he preferred Camilla to Diana, and I’ve frequently had to remind people that up until recently adultery was practically a job requirement for royalty.
