Ivana Trump is dead at 73

I’ve heard that he plans to be buried there too when his time comes.

I can’t imagine too many cemeteries wanting his earthly shell buried there, because it would rival GG Allin in grave desecration. (If you don’t know who he was, keep it that way.)

Trump will be buried face down so people can …

You already know the old joke. :slight_smile:

It’s true his eventual grave will attract a lot of people that either like or dislike him.

Don’t want a repeat of what happened at Lincoln’s tomb.

I heard he was Hated.

True – although at least in Ivana’s case, she always did like to wear a lot of make-up. Nothing wrong with that. She had style. (Far, far more than her ex)

I’ve seen photos of her on skis in 1999. AFAIK she never got seriously hurt.

That’s quite an accomplishment for someone that skied regularly since childhood.

I have never seen any resemblance between the fat guy and the handsome young man. I’ve also never believed that the fat guy could have actually managed to successfully impregnant his current wife (or anyone else) back then. That would have meant she allowed the blob to do more than hold her hand and we all know how much she enjoyed that.

Lie back and think of the money.

I think there is a certain facial resemblance between Barron and young Donald:

I think in some Slavic languages, the k at/near the end is a diminutive/term of endearment.

Now that is a portrait of pure spoiled greed and iniquity.

She’s had a bunch of plastic surgery, though. He still got at ugly little Trump anus mouth.

Who’s the little girl to Trump’s left? He doesn’t have a daughter that young, does he?

No, Baron is his youngest declared child.
I assume it’s a granddaughter

I was wondering where he got the costume.

Donald Trump Jr has a daughter named Kai who is (per googling) about 15 years old. I think that’s her.

At the risk of belaboring this aside (it was at Ivana’s funeral, may God rest her soul), here’s a more fair representation of Barron’s height vis a vis his parents.

Like a cross between Ivanka and the milkman?

Don’t forget to factor in Donnie Two-scoops’ lifts.

Correctomondo. The most common example I’ve seen of this is Masha → Mashka. (And Masha itself is a diminutive of Maria.) So Maria would be the name on documents. Masha would be the everyday name. And Mashka would be what family members would call her.

The family has my thoughts and prayers. I just don’t think they’d be too pleased to learn what those thoughts and prayers are.

I see he uses his dad’s tailor. Although if he’s growing that fast, maybe they bought/left the trousers long to grow into.

That’s what my folks did, but of course we weren’t pretending to be billionaires.