"I've _______ed in __ states/provinces/countries!"

In My Humble Opinion
21

I masturbated into two different oceans, on the same day.

(totally unrelated to any personal goal)

22

I’ve performed wedding ceremonies in 12 prefectures.

23

I’ve bicycled in 8 countries. My dad has pictures of himself wearing the same tacky shirt in at least 16 countries.

24

Am I the only one who thought this was the most impressive so far?

25

Not by a long shot.

Er, in a manner of speaking… :eek:

26

::slow clap::

I tip my hat to you sir. It may not have been your personal goal but, by god, it is now mine.

27

I’ve eaten a SnoBall in five states and two provinces.

That’s about it.

28

I find it amusing that the Finger Lakes were included in this roster. It’s like wanting to eat the The Old '96er and 4 french fries.

29

[Carnival Cruise Line Attendant] Sir, please step away from the deck railing. Sir? Sir! OH MY GOD![/Carnival Cruise Line Attendant]

Enjoy,
Steven

30

Both? <scratches head>

31

I don’t really have anything that would fit here, except to say that my hiking boots have been from BC to the Baltic.

32

It’s especially provocative in the context of panache45’s post.

33

presumably the two on either side of the USA.

34

I’ve visited the metro systems of 12 cities (soon to be 13 or hopefully 14), including all the metros of the Iberian Peninsula.

I’ve visited cathedrals in sixteen Spanish provinces.

35

Don’t presume, because then you make a…

[sub] It’s just that there are more than 2 oceans. If he hit the Indian ocean, then the Pacific, it’s far less impressive. [/sub]

36

I’ve been to 8 baseball stadiums. 5 are no longer standing.

I’ve rode my current motorcycle in 14 states and 1 providence.

Someday I’d love to do a huge roadtrip and finish both lists.

37

You and me both. It’s just hard to find the time to do a comprehensive road trip like that.

38

I’ve fathered children in three different states. Same mother by the way, but no state being the actual one we lived in at the time. By our best calendar math, it seems there’s nothing like a little vacation to get the ol’ fertility going.

-B

39

Was this in Panama?

I’ve been to 33 of the 50 United States, the District of Columbia, four Canadian provinces, and one additional country (Cuba). On a more specialized note, I’ve attended basketball games at about 30 different arenas scattered among nine states (Virginia, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illlinois, and Missouri).

40

I’ve set foot in… something like 35 of the 50 Spanish provinces.

Some 20 US States.

Some 20 other countries; in Italy, Mexico, Brazil, Costa Rica, Switzerland and France, it’s been in more than one province/state.
I’ve lived* in Pamplona, (Navarra, Spain), Tudela (Navarra, Spain), Barcelona (Barcelona, Spain), Miami (Florida, yú és of éi or Latinamerica depending on who you ask), Pennsylvania (Philadelphia, USA), Romano (Veneto, Italy), Mozzate (don’t remember the province, Italy), Liberia (Guanacaste, Costa Rica), Houston (Texas, USA but don’t call 'em yanks unless you can do it with a grin).

Lived: as defined by the Spanish Foreign Office, “spent more than 30 days at a stretch in the same location”.