A friend of mine (or maybe me) dumped a Crown and Coke on my laptop. The nice people at Dell were nice enough to fix it for me, along with giving me a new keyboard, monitor and BIOS Therefore, all internet access came by way of the Simpsonville branch of the Greenville County Library which last upgraded computers in 1997 with 8000 baud modems and has the strictest internet/computer use policy in all the land. But I digress:
What’d I miss? Any good meltdowns? Any new catchphrases I need to know about? Any super-duper threads that would change my life?
In a brilliant piece of investigation, Tuba Diva found that the so-called “1920s death ray” was really invented 2 decades earlier. Unfortunately, “19-aughts death ray” just doesn’t sound so well (nor did any of the alternatives) so we all went back to the old way.
I tell you, this board is getting sloppier every day.
You ruin good Crown Royal with coke? :eek: Look, next time you crack that bottle, let me know and I’ll dash on over and help you sort out the proper mixer.
There is a ‘new’ rule in the Pit: no joke threads in the Pit.
There is also a new member status ‘Suspended’, if you violate aforementioned rule. Keeps you off the board for a week.
Anyone banned during the last month? Lemme think, oh, yes DreadChthulhu for using the death-ray joke too often. Or was it for his penchant for kitten stew? I forgot.
For the rest, business as usual. And how was your month?
Yeah, I was still around during the joke thread thing. And ‘Suspended’, that was Ilsa_Lund, right? Sucks about DreadChthulhu, liked him but I also saw it coming.
Sucks. I can’t find a job for shit. But thanks for asking.
Esprix and kambuckta also profited from the one-week forced absence from the board, called ‘suspension’, because of starting a joke thread. It sure made the message clear.
Wooo hoo, I am known by Bruce_Daddy. The next time someone smacks my ass and asks me “whose your daddy” can I reply Bruce_Daddy? please, please, please
Therefore, all internet access came by way of the Simpsonville branch of the Greenville County Library which last upgraded computers in 1997 with 8000 baud modems and has the strictest internet/computer use policy in all the land. But I digress:
