I've Been Hacked!

Someone changed my password for the e-mail address I use(d) to post to this message board. It was an inside job; of that, I’m pretty certain. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to change my password, but I have a message for them in case they are reading this:

I’m the fat one. If you are going to come after me IRL, just leave my parents and family out of this. I live alone with my parents, who are both pretty skinny.

If you have a beef with me and are going to harrass/threaten/bash me, please get your people straight.

I’m the fat one at my home.

This has been a message from Paranoid Schizophrenics Anonymous. Yes, I’m very paranoid about this, but I don’t want my family drawn into whatever is going on. I am seriously freaked out.

Uhhh, dude what’s yur problemmo. (sorry im drunk)


~-MCM-~

My advice is, if this email account was with an ISP, call them and cancel your account, and start a new one (with a different password). Or get them to change the password, if they’ll do that. Cancel any credit cards that may have been compromised (number mentioned in an email message). And change all passwords that may have been compromised. And keep an eye out for more suspicious activity.

But I really doubt you are in physical danger. You are most likely just another set of numbers to this guy.

Flinx Snark: Terribly sorry to hear that, I was just getting used to the new name… But, yeah, what TheNerd said.

Michael Masterson: Shut up.


Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.

Okay, I’ve had the passwords all changed and stuff, so hopefully this won’t go any further. I admit I may have over-reacted, but when I get paranoid, I really get paranoid.

I hate this name. I’m gonna ask Tuba to reinstate Flinx.

Neuro-trash I take insult to being called a nerd, I have always been far from it (im wild and crazy). Now just because i’m the man you have been dreaming about all your life is no reason to insult me. Do you realize im 6 foot tall 220 lbs. have a really big upper body, have a lot of money, girls do stalk me from time to time, I have a brain, look good, know how to treat a women right (no, not on the internet//in real life!!..(im not a nerd!!!)

That’s a lynch mob, dear.


I guess I’m just better off living with my inner tensions.
—Snoopy

–In a previous life were you known as JAXAsby? Just curious.

I’m wondering how long before he notices TheNerd’s post right below his.


Cessandra

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Somehow, I don’t think that Neuro will be overly swayed by that argument.


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And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off.

OK Michael Dickweed, I’ll bite
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Neuro-trash I take insult to being called a nerd, I have always been far from it (im wild and crazy).
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Not to mention stupid, ignorant and with the EQ of a 10 yr old.
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Now just because i’m the man you have been dreaming about all your life is no reason to insult me.
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sorry, too easy.

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Do you realize im 6 foot tall 220 lbs. have a really big upper body,
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by that I’ll take you mean over sized head.
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have a lot of money, girls do stalk me from time to time, I have a brain, look good, know how to treat a women right
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Are you David Hasselhoff, no really, this is just the sort of no brainer he’d say

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(no, not on the internet//in real life!!..(im not a nerd!!!)
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yes you are.

Flinx, cancel the account get a new one and keep a sane head.


well, at least one person wants to meet me…
http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62

Cheers!!

neuro, if that’s the man you dream about every night, it would explain a few things.
Like the screams I hear at 3 am.

Jeez, I hate it when people post to the board without knowing the people on it or their histories.

Michael Masterson, have you tried the crow? I think you’ll find that it nicely complements the flavor of your foot…

Yeah, that one really made me smile. Neuro -gotta love ya girl!

Flinx - hope you get it all worked out. Don’t you just hate having to go to all that trouble because someone has way too much time on their hands.


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Ah! Ah! Ah! I can’t stop laughing! Oh god, Doug, that positively hurt! ::gasping for breath::

Oh puh-LEEZE may “it” never find it’s way here!

-Melin


Voted Best Moderator (Emeritus)

Dammit… I thought I was the one neuro-trash had been dreaming about all her life!!!



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slythe said, “neuro, if that’s the man you dream about every night, it would explain a few things. Like the screams I hear at 3 am.”

Um, where was it that you heard NTG screaming at 3 am?

PurpleCrackWhore wrote:

Yeah, it’s a bummer that some people can’t find anything better to do than mess up other people. It’s all worked out, though, and I won’t let it happen again if I can help it. :slight_smile:

{{{…I take insult to being called a nerd, I have always been far from it (im wild and crazy)…}}}—mm

So’s Steve Martin, but the arrow-through-the-head gag works for him.

{{{…Do you realize im 6 foot tall 220 lbs. have a really big upper body…}}}—mm

Nerds aren’t 6 feet tall…probably more on the order of 4 feet 2 inches tall, and the breast implants would explain the really big upper body claim. How does mm find comfortable bras?

{{{…girls do stalk me from time to time…}}}—mm

How can one improve on Rilchiam’s statement of fact?

{{{…I have a brain…}}}—mm

My kids have a few guppies in an aquarium. My kids’ guppies have brains too. The guppies win the brain comparison contest.

{{{…im not a nerd!!!}}}—mm

Me thinks the nerd doth protest too much.

Kalél
Common ¢ for all ages…
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.”
“Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling much better now!” – John Astin, Night Court