I dunno.
I don’t feel like the Goats & Squid, today.
Perhaps we should use the Alternative Initiations?
[ul]
[li]Sump Pump & 50 Gallon drum of WD-40[/li][li]Dress in a Tiger costume, & run around a zoo claiming to have “escaped”. Bonus points for flirting with the cops when they come to shoot you.[/li][li]Trapped in an elevator with an Insurance Salesman for 6 hours.[/li][li]Trapped in an elevator with 2 Insurance Salesmen for 2 hours (the effect is cumulative)[/li][li]French Kiss Rush Limbaugh/Ann Coulter, depending on which gender is the opposite of your usual preference.[/li][li]Bring pie.[/li][/ul]
Be welcome, bufftabby. 