In what way did I change it? Is clarification of other’s false assumptions embellishment?
And I have never tried to “hold a job”, I have usually done just fine as a entrepreneur.
Without me rebutting any of the false assumptoins, y’all had it all figured out. Airman Doors, you are one of my favorite posters here, and I am sorry you have such a poor opinion of me. I hope you will consider the points I have made tonight, and revise your considerations.
Stan works for Ron Artest?
Jesus, that’s funny. In an utterly appropriate way.
In what way? The charitable foundation that Mr. Artest sponsors, tries to keep young black men from becoming the kind of thugs that I mentioned in the other thread. More power to him. And, GO LAKERS!
And actually we work for his agent. Probably a dirty Jew. (I keed)
Ron Artest sponsors a charity to keep people from becoming like Ron Artest?
Yeah. I’d say it was ironic, but naw.
Part of his plea agreement, isn’t it?
Certainly possible, but not very likely.
And in the chance that it is true, I will respectfully submit that in the off chance you may be smarter, I am much more socially capable than you. As evidenced, over and over again, on your own threads on how you deal with stressful social situations by turning into a total and complete moron.
I apologize, I should have been more clear.
In general, low level customer service people cannot adequately fight back when abused by a costumer. I have seen this several times (once by an uncle who reamed out a waitress for picking up his plate the ‘wrong way’.)
You, on the other hand, were terribly rude to a manager type, therefore she could respond.
But, in what world is saying something like this:* “and that generally they are of at best average intelligence”*, cool even if not overhead? Do you not see how this makes you look?
So you’re ambidextrous, then?
STAN. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, LEARN HOW TO USE THE FUCKING MULTIQUOTE.
1.) Click the plus button on a post you want to reply to. This will turn it red, indicating that the post has been selected. If you change your mind about replying to it, click it again to toggle it off.
2.) Go down the thread and click this button for every post you want to reply to.
3.) When you get to the last post, click “Quote” as normal.
4.) CONGRATULATIONS. You have ONE FUCKING COMPOSITION BOX full of all the posts you selected.
Do you actually know anyone who works at a B&N? I do. He’s one of my best friends, and I’m quite sure he’s both smarter and better read than you are. He likes the job because it gives him flexibility to tour with his band.
1.) Seriously, dude, don’t sit in those chairs. They’re pits of filth.
2.) Stop being a cheapass and fingering the merch if you’re not going to buy it. That’s what libraries are for.
3.) If your girlfriend had any taste, she’d be getting you to buy something better than Starbucks–and Starbucks in a fucking B&N, at that.
You’re 50? You’re 50?! You. Are. Fifty. Years. Old.
I cannot fucking wrap my mind around that. You sound approximately 19.
Oh, you’re the dude who worked for the pantyliner store!
I laughed.
If you use your left hand it feels like someone else 
Do you just not understand that *that *was an act of primo jerkishness right there?
The person you were referring to is a far, far better person, and far more valuable to society, than you have ever dreamed of being.
If you really are 50 and have never been able to hold a job for more than a couple of years, then the only loser in the story is you.
That simply doesn’t follow. It’s very much a cubicle drone way of looking at things.
It really depends on *why *the tenure at each job was short. If it wasn’t his choice most every time, then yeah, failure.
Given his visceral emotionality at the mere sight of someone actually holding a job longer than he ever has, that has to be the assumption.
And if someone you were working with thought it was sad that you were working a freelance job with no benefits at 50 years old that wasn’t even enough to keep you afloat so you had to take some shit temp job you hated and had a loud discussion about what a stupid asshole loser that makes you while you were standing in earshot you think that would be cool?
So when you fucked up and left that lady’s yogurt under the bags that automatically made you a hideous retard, right? I mean, obviously competent employees don’t make mistakes like that so you should have been reamed for it by that woman. She should have made sure you and your fellow employees heard her talking about how trained monkeys could do a better job of bagging groceries and they would probably fling less poo around as well.
I am surprised I can’t see the inside of my skull with how far back my eyes have rolled.
I’m taking his claims to be a quasi-entrepenurial free spirit at face value… would be consistent as well.
My sincerest condolences to Airman Doors.