What’s sex? 
In the hallway of my Apt building.
Man that was fun.
I did it once while solving a Rubik’s Cube. Geez what was I thinking?
I want to meet your wife, Sengkelat. Uninhibited sex is the best!
I did it once when I had a fever of 104. We were trying to get pregnant and that was the night. It didn’t work, but my husband did mention that everything was extra warm.
I had my wisdom teeth out yesterday and I just masturbated. I know it’s not technically sex, but I do what I can.
…we were in the ocean off of Cocoa Beach…at 3 in the afternoon.
…we were in a car outside of a DopeFest and there were more people coming…er, arriving.
…I had been drinking since 11 in the morning the day before, it was then about 4 AM and I fell asleep in the middle of the second (or third?) time, woke up and finished.
…I was in the boiler room of my Fraternity house in Michigan (I’m from Ohio and was visiting) and people kept opening the door, peeking in and after an hour or so she asked if we shoud charge them admission. Someone stole her shirt instead. Bastards.
…in the back of a car in the parking lot of O’Hare airport, while waiting for a delayed flight.
About 10 years ago i did it with a crew member at mcdonalds in the stock room… and later that week with a customer in the mens room right after closing the store … Ahh those were the days… LOL Talk about special sauce…Yum
No, in the United States the voter gets screwed by the election.
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*Originally posted by Edward The Head *
**I did it once while solving a Rubik’s Cube. Geez what was I thinking? **[/QUOTE
Something like:
“If I can just get the yellow to the…OH YEAH!!! UGH!!! Now I need the white over to the…OH! OH! OH! But the white is still…wait…OOOOOOHHHHH YEAH!!!”
“Honey, I’ve been finished for a while.”
… when I had broken my foot an hour before in martial arts practice and hadn’t gone to the hospital yet to have it x-rayed or put in a cast.