I've found babes! Babes with blades, that is...

Prob’ly the same way I stumbled across THIS.

It’s amazing what a little Googling under the proper keywords will do…

What the heck is under her dress? Are those her nipples?? Are they metal??? Ow!!!

I found the site on a page of links posted on this here forum, buddy! Not my fault… it was one of the many links I went through and I post all my findings here that I feel are worthy to be torn apart by us.

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Now… now I am feeling guilty and bad for laughing at these desperate warrior women. Desperate because they seek love and understanding, they just want a nice fellow who may have a few of his own blades stashed away in his trailer. I’m evil and cruel to find humor in their obvious lack of taste and beauty, and I find that I don’t want to see the face I see when I look in the mirror sob!

Did you buy that?

Am I really mean to find this site hilarious? Are these ladies so truly unknowing of the laughter they bring forth to us, the viewer?

I am strangely aroused.

Just call me Onan the Barbarian…

Stupid Internet! Like I need another bizarre sexual fetish uncovered within me. Could have gone my whole life without knowing that I am turned on by women with swords (I guess it’s all those Red Sonja comic books I read as a prepube.). It was bad enough when I discovered my naked sumo smeared in chocolate pudding peccadillo.

Been there, done that. actually saved some of the images long ago for my “collection”.

devil, you scare me… “collection”? I don’t wanna KNOW, man!!

Moderator’s Notes:
All right. That’s enough. Don’t ya think it’s kinda stupid and childish to poke fun of people for their appearance? And mean? In any case, we’re not doing it here.

Plus:

No, you didn’t. No matter what other message boards may do, this “practice” is officially frowned upon here.