A man in his 70’s lost his county subsidiary at the assisted living facility after they “found a prostitute underneath his bed.” The “man was a ‘more mobile gentleman’ who went on booze runs for his neighbors” & “paid prostitutes using profits earned from peddling alcohol to fellow residents.”
Bootlegging booze to pay for a little sumpin’ sumpin’. Rock it, Gramps! 
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. You go, old man.
“I’ll just start my own rest home! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the rest home!”
The OP’s link doesn’t work. He pasted the title, not the url. Oops.
Hurray for the old guy. Now I’ve got something else to look forward to and an idea for a late-retirement second career.
actually, that sounds like very disruptive behavior for any living facility
Party pooper. 
YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER… the widow Wilson has a shot glass over one ear and her tongue in my other!
Good for him!
Me, I’m holding out hope that they’ll have perfected a fully functional VR holodeck by the time I’m ready for the rest home. Just park me in a corner somewhere and plug me into the Matrix, thanks. 
At least it wasn’t a dead hooker he was hiding under his bed.
Fixed the link in the OP for you.