[John Cleese]
Now it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana. Thus, disarming 'im!Linky .
Heh, I had read this article a few days ago- my favorite part:
Mabe and the patron held the robber while they waited for the deputies to arrive. Meanwhile, the would-be robber ate the banana.
“And the deputy said, ‘Ah hah! He ate the evidence,’” Mabe said. “But we had the banana peel and they took a picture of it.”
iamthewalrus_3:
[John Cleese]
Now it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana. Thus, disarming 'im!
Goddamnit I wanted to do that.
iamthewalrus_3:
[John Cleese]
Now it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana. Thus, disarming 'im!Linky .
Which leads me to post a link to my favorite martial arts scam site .
Orange you glad he didn’t have a gun?
tdn
May 21, 2009, 6:42pm
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Hey big boy! Is that a banana in your pocket or is this an armed robbery?
That’s not a banana. This is a banana!
And so are these.