Restaurant Clerk uses Meat Cleaver to Fend Off Robber in Gorilla Suit

[CalMeacham]

In South Carolina, evidently:

http://www.thesunnews.com/news/breaking_news/story/1001769.html

An employee of the Conway location of Jimmy’s Japanese Hibachi told police he used a meat cleaver to fight off a would-be robber who wore a gorilla suit, according to a police report

National Gorilla Suit Day used to be a FUN holiday, back when I was a kid.

[Jackmannii]

I can’t see them working this incident into a TV commercial.

[Oakminster]

@Jackmannii

I can’t see them working this incident into a TV commercial.

Special of the Day: Monkey Ball Soup

or

“You’ll go bananas for our food”

[running_coach]

@Jackmannii

I can’t see them working this incident into a TV commercial.

But it would make a dandy family sitcom.

“Leave it to Cleaver”

[Shirley_Ujest]

I hope they don’t end up outlawing Gorilla suits. Cause I really, really want one.

[thirdname]

The robber should have had some college kids pass basketballs around in the restaurant. Then nobody would have seen him, and he’d have gotten away with it.

[billfish678]

Captain Ron :

Be careful around here Boss …theres Gorilla’s in these parts…

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Shirley_Ujest

I hope they don’t end up outlawing Gorilla suits. Cause I really, really want one.

Me too. I have since I was kid and I saw this. When I was 6, that was the funniest damn thing I ever saw.

I’ve looked around for the one I want, but most of them look like crap and/or are terribly uncomfortable/don’t fit a guy my size (6’4").

[Rigamarole]

Another day, another dollar.

@thirdname

The robber should have had some college kids pass basketballs around in the restaurant. Then nobody would have seen him, and he’d have gotten away with it.

Clever.