Man in a Gorilla Suit Bites Baby!
Copy Editors Around The World Clap their Hands In Glee, Over Being Able To Write A Headline As Nuts As That!
I sure would like to see pictures.
I’ll bet you would!
I dashed well shouldn’t like to be a man in a Gorilla suit under your beady, gimlet eye!
Moral of the story: Always make sure there’s a zookeeper around when you want to dress up like a gorilla.*
*Yeah, I know it was debunked, but still…