I've got a bone to pick with youse people!

Cafe Society
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  • erects aluminum pole

Come on, I’ll take on every one of you!

Yes, it’s that time of year again. A Festivus for the rest of us.

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I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

Oops, wrong reference…

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My grievances against you mooks are legion, and would probably make many of youse cry like poop-diaper babies. So instead of sharing them here, I’ll just announce that I’ve made a donation in your names to the Human Fund.

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I will, however, share my favorite Festivus carol. If this doesn’t get your grievance juices flowing and fire you up for the feats of strength, nothing will.

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https://scontent.ftpa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/269896024_10228184717709386_8734350436675385017_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_rgb565=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=Z1nrk0rFF6sAX9ahU5x&_nc_ht=scontent.ftpa1-2.fna&oh=00_AT80lO4kZf3_ekLfV0sNZoGq70SG1wAS0hKQBz6KCq3muQ&oe=61C93BA1

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I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!

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I find your belief system fascinating.

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I’ve lost my train of thought