The real story behind the holiday for the rest of us.
A heartwarming tale, to be sure. I celebrate Festivus every December 23rd, and keep Festivus in the heart all year long.
That is completely wonderful. Next year I’m going to see if I can get the jillelope to do Festivus instead of the usual Orgy of Capitalism. In fact, I have an idea for an improvement: I think the Festivus Pole shold be stolen instead of bought. We’ll see if she goes for it.
Kramer: She must have been some doll.
Frank: She was!
We had a festivus pole at work. It was pice of conduit stuck in a roll of wire someone found in the warehouse. Tho we did tape candy canes to it.
We had “presents” under it - a candle that looked like a beer can, an empty water bottle, an epmpty pop can, a slinky, etc.
No wrestling or anything else tho.
Brian
[frank]I’m very disappointed in you all.[/frank]
“Will there be an airing of the grievances and feats of strength?”
omfg, I’m dyin. I forgot this part of festivus. LOL
Hey…I’ve got that book! Under the circumstances, it bears another read.
Today is my daughters birthday. We try very hard to keep it from being overshadowed by Festivus.
Highly irregular. ‘Buffing the pole’ is not allowed either.
“Shut up and fight you father.”
It’s a Festivus miracle!!