I have a little brown dot on my right bicep. Two coarse hairs sprout from this, and if I let them grow, they stick up, spread apart, and curl at the ends.
It looks like an insect is burrowing out from under my skin and it CREEPS ME OUT.
That’s when I run for the tweezers. Or a can of Raid.
I have one on my chest, right between my boobs. The hair is much darker and thicker than the rest of the “peach fuzz” in the area. I won’t notice it for a while, and then BLAMMO! There it is 1/2 inch long. If it really bugs me, I’ll pluck it.
But honestly, it doesn’t get exposed to curious onlookers, so unless I get real pissed with it, no one else will.
Damn, and I thought I’d be the first with one of those. It’s not on the earlobe, but halfway up the ‘shell’ in the crease between the soft outer cartilage and the harder cartilage ‘wrinkle’ (you know, the hard part where earzits really hurt).
I shave it infrequently, and it stays away for a bit, then it shoots to about an inch overnight and stops. It’s pretty wiry but for the most part it lays down in the crease so nobody really seems to notice it.
I do, especially when I’m in a place where I’m least able to do anything about it - ie no nail scissors or razor immediately available. Stupid ear hair. Sometimes I think about nailing it with electrolysis.
I also have rogue eyebrow and nose hair, but I keep them clipped regularly.
I have a rogue pubic hair that grows on the side of my neck, I never notice the thing until it grows about a half inch long, sometimes longer. I call it a rogue pubic hair because it matches mine in texture and color, and doesn’t match my facial hair at all (wrong texture and color, my face is the only part of me that grows red hairs)
I also tend to find rogue pubes in my mouth on occasion, but I don’t think that those grow there. In fact, I don’t even think they are mine.
Hey, several years ago I had a hair that was growing out of my tear duct. Took me a few days carefully twiddling around with a tweezers before I was able to get enough friction and pull it out. Fortunately, it never returned.
I have 2. One is on my right ear lobe. I trim it with my other ear hairs, I gave up plucking it, is keeps growing back. The other is on my left jaw. I never notice it till I tried to grow a beard about 10 years ago. This one hair is about as thick as 10 norman chin hairs and grows in a cork screw shape. I tried to pull it out once, it came with a hunk of flesh and started bleeding profusely. I went to a goatee a few years ago so the hair gets shaved a couple times a week.