Someone(who’s name I shall not mention) told me, the other day, that I had a hair growing from my ear. Eeeewww!
Sooooo, I had to go buy a little clipper to cut it out. I guess I could’ve just yanked it, but it seems like it would’ve been pretty painful. Does this mean I am going to start growing hair on my back and out of my nose??? Yuck! I’m only 26 fer chrisakes! Why god? Why hast thou forsaken me?
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.
I got nose hairs at about 27. It’s a bitch,although now that I’m married it doesn’t matter much.
You just gotta get a really small razor…
Oh, yeah! One of those! My grandfather had one. And one time, my cousin sneaked up on him while he was using it, and yelled “BOO!” It was a really nice funeral.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Oh, what the hell. I’ll tell my unfavorable hair example. I have long, blonde (my hair is med. to dark brown) hair growing from the sides of my ear, along the cartilage. Not many, two or three, but my friend who cuts my hair thinks it’s hilarious. I pull them and the tend to grow out more slowly.
I also have about a dozen little dark hairs that grow on the end of my nose.
Why? Gosh only knows.
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I forgot to mention the “Mutant Nipple Hairs” . These have been growing for a while, and are akin to the “Mutant Chin Hairs”. Basically, they are these really long(about 2" or so) hairs that grow(seemingly overnight) from around the nipple or chin. Maybe one every two months or so. A simple pluck usually does the trick but, boy, are they weird!
have you tried the electric nose hair trimmer…I swear to god that thing is one amazing piece of hardware…and its great for ears…but those long nasty hairs around the nipples are just plain messed up…I hate them…its like I got pubic hair on my nipples…what the fuck is that shit
Demo, you are too funny! “Mutant Nipple Hairs” ROFL! I’m not sure I want to know about this. giggles 
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
E Tu, bedboy? this falls under WTMI,for sure.
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
I have a mutant hair. One very fine hair that grows on my belly just a couple of inches below my belly button. I never shave it or pluck it, you really can’t see it unless you look for it and no one is ever that close to my belly anyway. (well, until recently) 
I am not deliciously saucy.
What about chin hair!! I have one hair that shows itself at least once a month. I have to get my tweezers and pluck it out. I’m just afraid that when I’m 50 years old I’m going to have to have to start shaving my face!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
I once found a single long black curly hair growing out of my arm–right where I have a scar. It really made me wonder about how scar tissue differs from “normal” tissue.
I get one weird hair, baby fine and toe-head blonde that grows out of my shoulder. It’s so hard to see that the only time it’s noticable for me is when I might accidentally pull it.
Then this obsession comes over me to pluck it like one would pluck eye brow hair.
Oh then there’s the one “whisker” (it’s rough like a man’s bead) only one, that grows out of my chin, that get’s plucked too.
< why am I telling you this? Sheesh, I’m not even drunk! >
My wife gets a lone chin hair. Drives her crazy. I get nose hairs and ear hairs that I pull or shave whenever I can. I like my manually operated nose hair clipper more than the electric one. It seems to work better.
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crackwise,
I am not alone!!! I too get that strange very fine strand of hair off my ear cartlidge. My hair-guy just buzzes it off with the trimmers…
Ear hair and nose hair… I’m one of those guys who at 30 still doesn’t shave his ENTIRE face (baby face… you got the cutest little baby face…) but dammit if I ain’t getting the occassional nose & ear thing happening. sigh
The Sleeper has AWAKEN!
I’m 29 and in the past couple of years I’ve started to get those same mutant nipple and chest hairs. I also noticed that I’m starting to get :::gasp!::: some grey hairs. Just a few right above my sideburns, but you know that once a few set up residence, the whole neighborhood is soon to go to hell. I do swear that I’ll never use Just For Men or anything like that, though. I’d rather be as grey as the winter sky than actually color my hair.
Oh you’re not alone in that dept. DD, Dem has a few grey hairs of his own, and like he said, he’s only 26. (Just thought I’d share, hon.) ::ducking::
I am not deliciously saucy.
I DO NOT have any gray hairs!
(That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!)
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.
I have this odd thick black hair that grows from my right forearm on the inside. It’s odd, all the other hairs fairly fine, but this one hair just has to be original.
And the gray hair thing, a freind of my mom’s started to go gray by 20 years old. By the time he was 30, his hair was fully gray.He’s in his 50’s now and his hair is white.
Dominus ex equo descendit, villamque intravit.
Thanks, Doob, I feel soooo much better now. :rolleyes:
Oh, no problem. Any time you want me to make you feel old, you just ask
Dominus ex equo descendit, villamque intravit.