I've had a bad week! Can't anyone do anything fucking right?

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I swear to God, total fucking incompetence is the only thing some people are good at. In the last week the only thing I’ve delt with are people who have fucked up everything they’ve tried to do. First the lawn jerk shows up to spray my yard. He puts the wrong shit on and all my grass dies!:mad: My wife is a master gardener, and we have 2 beautiful gardens and rose bushes all around our house, but no green grass! It’s all brown! Jesus fuck! The lawn company claims it wasn’t his fault as some idiot at their base loaded his tank truck with the wrong chemical. I don’t give a rats ass, fix it, fuckers! The wind blew all that shit onto my neighbors yards, and now their screaming at me!
Then my wife says, lets go out and relax, so we go to this hotel bar. I don’t usually drink in public, but I had a bad day, so…! So I order a Jim Beam on the rocks. The waitress brings me a Manhattan! I can’t stand Vermouth! Get it right, bitch! I send it back, she brings me a Southern Comfort and sweet. What the fuck!:mad: I drink it, don’t pay for it, and walk out! Fuck you!
The next day I have a contractor in to fix my roof. He took the down spouts off. Then he was going to leave. I asked him when he was coming back. He says in 2 days. Well…put the spouts back on. It could rain. “I will” he says. Guess what? He didn’t! The next morning, it rained like hell! With no spouts or pipes to lead water away, it leaked into my basement and soaked the carpet we paid $1200 for last spring! Stupid fuck says he’s sorry, offers a 10% break on his work:mad: I’m guessing the small claims judge will give me more when we go to court in september!
Then, it was my youngests 16th birthday. He plays guitar, and said that he was saving for a “warlock” guitar. Well, they’re like $700, and I knew it would take him a long time to save, so I got it for his birthday. I ordered it, and ordered rush 2 day shipping so it would be here on time. The package came, he opened it…THEY SHIPPED THE WRONG GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING GUITAR!:mad::mad:mad:
It wasn’t even close! The invoice said “Warlock NJ guitar”, but the thing in the box was a Yamaha! Now he has to wait for his birthday present! Fuck!

I’ve had a bad week.

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Should have shopped a bit more for that guitar, should have had no problem getting one for under $600, and I found new ones for under $500 on the 'net.

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Man, pkbites I SO sympathize! Been there, and haven’t yet left!

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Now Badtz… it’s not nice to kick someone while they are down…:slight_smile:

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It is amazing how incompetence seems to be so prevalent in our society.

Case #1. Lawn Company.
It is not the customer’s fault that you were given the wrong chemical. Make it right, and then collect damages off the supplier.
GUILTY AS CHARGED
I hereby sentance the President of the Lawn Company to strip his front lawn, transport it, then re-sod the plaintiff and neighbors lawns free of charge.

Case #2. Waitress.
The first time a waitesss makes a mistake, you need to give her an opportunity to correct it. The second time she brought out the worng drink, yeah, that’s inexcusable.
GUILTY AS CHARGED
I hereby sentence the waitress to a course in Customer Service and Listening Skills, and a month’s community service at the local Biker bar.

  1. Contractor.
    He said he was going to put the spouts back on. He didn’t it. Ruined your carpet.
    GUILTY AS CHARGED
    I hereby sentance the contractor to suck all the water out of your carpet until completely dry.

  2. Guitar company.
    If they overnight the right guitar, and don’t charge you shipping, I’d give them a pass. Keep us updated!
    AWAITING VERDICT

Wow. You are having a shitty day!!!:slight_smile:

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Yeah, the guitar itself was $479, but I ordered extras with it like a coffin case, etc., bringing the total to $690.
Then the company said they would e-mail me a pre-paid label so I could send it back. It took them 2 days and 2 phone calls to do that!:mad: