I've just gotta brag (adult content)

Long story short: I’m getting a divorce because of several problems in my marriage, one of those problems was lousy sex… and now for the fun part.

I met a guy in my karate class, and he is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met. Apparently he’s been interested in me for awhile, and recently I became verrrry interested in him. OH MY GOD…he is the most fabulous kisser. We are totally compatible in that area. What that man can do with his tongue…sends chills up and down my body just thinking about him. The way he looks at me and touches me…SHIVER SHIVER SHIVER.

We recently have begun sleeping together. OH. MY. GAWD. It is the most awesome sex EVER. I didn’t know guys like that existed in real life. I thought I was lousy in bed because of the bad sex I’ve had in the past. But, ladies, it helps to have a partner that actually cares about your pleasure. This dude I’ve got…ooooohhhhh. Mmm mmm mm. He looks at me and touches me like I"m the most beautiful woman in the world, like he cannot wait to have me naked and under his hands and lips. He makes sure I come several times before he does. I’ve always had a problem having an orgasm with just penetration, but man oh man, this guy has some major major motion moves that totally does it for me. And afterward (you know how guys may go to sleep or whatever…) he holds me and touches me and kisses me like I’m the best thing that’s ever happened in sex.

Be jealous…be very very very jealous. :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Congratulations!

:D:D:D:D:D

So you’re not divorced yet? No kids I hope?

Please correct me if I’m wrong but, your tone implies that she should be celibate until her divorce is final. It can take a couple of years to finalize a divorce. Is she supposed to crawl into a hole until then?
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SuperLorie, good for you for finding some fulfillment. If this is your first relationship since separating, it’s a good idea to take it slow.

Is it just me, or is it getting hot in MPSIMS lately? Must be the weather. . .

DaLovin’ Dj

Jealous.

Yes.

Jealous.

But congrats anyway…

pout

Dude, I’m a guy and I’m jealous.

[sub]No snickering now…[/sub]

Well, as long as we’re bragging…I’ve been known to have similar effects on my female acquaintainces! :smiley:


She told me she loved me like a brother. She’s from Arkansas, hence the Joy!

That makes two of us. Rebound sex can be great. I hope it turns out well for you.

Hmm…I didn’t know I was taking any karate classes. Oh well, I do my part to please :slight_smile:

I guess that everyone that does kung fu fighting isn’t as fast as lightning.

It’s adultery, damnit. Doesn’t anybody have any morals anymore? We moralists are fighting an uphill battle. Hell, the President can cheat on his wife and nobody gives a damn.

–Blalron, giver of unsolicted moralization.

Three. You lucky, lucky person you. Still waiting, myself (also recently divorced)…

“Moralists:” The relationship’s OVER. Their marriage is ending. Let it go.

Please tell me you’re joking…?

Anyway, congrats SuperLorie :smiley:

Nothing wrong with morals i’ll tell you that.
If america wasnt so focused on sex we would have a better
society.

Hey woman… have you ever heard the phrase…
" A woman never tells"

Please. Those who brag are the ones who lack.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

Which is why it feels so goddamned good…

I am going to go sit in the jealous corner over here.

Do me a favor and get a DNA sample so’s we can clone him.

Wow. If the OP is lacking she’s doing a hot and sweaty job of lying:D

Could you come and lie all hot and sweaty here with me, SuperLorie?:wink: