I've just hit 4000 posts...I'm a newbie!

Well done Fenris.

Well, that’s my count one closer to 4000. It’s a whole one more.

I wish that my post count was as big as Fenris’s.

Congrats fenris!

Congratulations, honey!

My my…4000 posts and not a clinker in the bunch. That is SOME accomplishment!

::huggles::

Scotti

FENRIS! YOUR NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS ARE IN YOUR TOOLBOX! JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE!

[sub]I hope we’re not scaring anyone…[/sub]

clink·er (klngkr)
n.
Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

I agree completely. You’re a total waste of server space, Fenris.

:smiley:

A short smiley play, to commemorate the quadrakilopost:

Man: Woman:

[a friendly local bar]
:slight_smile: :slight_smile:
:wink: :slight_smile:
:slight_smile: :wink:
:wink: :wink:

[a hotel room]
:slight_smile: :stuck_out_tongue:
:slight_smile: :o
:eek: :o
:cool: :stuck_out_tongue:

[a few minutes later]
:stuck_out_tongue: :slight_smile:
:o :smiley:
:confused: :smiley:
:mad: :wink:

Persephone: Thanks!
RedDevil: Good luck. Cecil avoids me like a decent metaphor avoids my brain this morning.

And thanks!

Canyon Surfer: Consistancy is the Green Goblin of little minds. Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain Teeming Millions. :slight_smile:

ChiefScott :smiley: :slight_smile: :wink:

Anthracite: Hey, I’m a quarter of the way there. And I’ve got a cool idea (It’ll bankrupt you, but you’re the all-powerful admin, not me, so what do I care? :wink: ) : you give prizes to everyone who reaches a certain post count on the Unaboard. Here’s a possible Unaschedule:

10 posts: Something insulting. Maybe "Miracle: Whip (bleach!). Except I think it’s illegal to send it through the mail.

50 posts: Bad egg-salad. Watery and runny and with < gag, retch, barf > pickle relish in it.

100 posts: Something dreaful like Marmite or Vegimite or some other kind of mite.

250 posts: That Peanut Butter and Jelly stuff that has the Peanut Butter and the Jelly in the same jar!

500 posts: Salad Cream

1000 posts: Home-made cherry preserves

5000 posts: Beluga Caviar

The slogan could be “Hear us boast: Prizes for Posts you can Spread On Toast! They’re the most!”

:smiley:

ianzin: As the old lady said as she pissed in the ocean, “Every little bit helps!” (what does that mean?)

SPOOFE: Everyone does. It’s a burden I have to bear, though.

clayton_e: Thanks!

Scotticher: :slight_smile: Thanks! :hugs back:

iampunha ARE YOU SURE? I DON’T SEE THEM! (and if we ARE scaring 'em, tough noogies)

Wikkit: That’s a British definition and we’re all loyal Americans here*. All of us, except perhaps you! for bringing in a SOCIALIST definition!!! :: eyes *Wikkit with suspicion :: You a COMMUNIST?

4K Fenris

*except those of us who aren’t, of course.

FENRIS: CHECK IN YOUR NEEDLE NOES PLIERS HOLDER! YOU KNOW, THE ONE BELOW YOUR COFFEE CUP HOLDER!

[sub] I’m forced to use an IR keyboard at the moment. My posts will contain even more typos than usual. I also can’t open a second browser window on this thing, making it much tougher to post links.[/sub]
If Fenris becomes Cecil II, this will leave the SDMB with no Fenris.

I announce my cannidacy for Fenris II.

Review my posts and you will find that I share many of Fenris qualities. I do not suggest that I am Fenris’ equal. But I am the best choice for Fenris’ apprentice. Yes, Fenris knows more abut SF and comics than I. But, I learn more each day.
Yes, in the past tended to post bizarre hi-jacks for no apparent reason. I’ve learned my lesson. This thread is a Fenris fest. Posting my announcement here will insure that Fenris, and his fellow Clique members see it.

From this day forward, all my detours will have a purpose.

So vote Doc Cathode. I speak softly and carry a big shtick.

congrats, Fenris.

Hey, Fenris! A big congratulations on the 4000+ posts! I’ve enjoyed your posts vcery much since I’ve been here, and on the UnaBoard too. So I was wondering about that abortive campaign to take over and be the next Cecil… did that ever work?

Many congratulations, and may the next 4000+ be as witty and humorous as ever! :slight_smile:

F_X

Congratulations, Fenris! You’ve cracked me up numerous times, I’ve long admired your imagination and sense of humor.

Welcome to the boards Fenris. :slight_smile:

You may have [sub]lots[/sub] more posts than I have, but I’ve been here longer!

Hah!

[sub]Steenkin’ newbies…[/sub]

:stuck_out_tongue: