I've just hit 4000 posts...I'm a newbie!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Lessee:

4000 posts at, say…10 minutes to compose/proof/etc a post…

nah…10 minutes is too high. Let’s say 6 minutes a post to account for the “Me too!” posts x4000=24000 minutes.

24000 minutes/60= 400 hours

400 hours/24 hours=16.6666 days

I’ve only been posting for 16.6666 days!

I’m a newbie!

:eek:

I wonder if, since I’m such a raw newbie (but one with a high post count), I can finally worm a welcome outta Cecil

Probably not.

Oh well.

Anyway, thanks, fellow Dopers, Mods and Admins for making this such a cool place that it’s always great to hang out and post here! You’re all great!

:slight_smile:

Fenris

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Who are you?

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Four thousand posts.

Four thousand.

Four thousand posts.

Just two hundred and forty-two more until you reach the Answer…in duplicate! :slight_smile:

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That’s all right. I’m slower. Or newer, or something.

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Glad to have you around fenris.
A few thousand more of these and I’ll be right there with you!

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And may you have 4000 more!

I’ve enjoyed your prose on more than one occasion.

Congrats

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Many Happy Returns

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Welcome, youngster!

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:cool:

[I actually preview these posts!]

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Nanu nanu

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Shazbot

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FENRIS! MY LOVE!

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I’m sorry, I missed what you said in post #2187 - could you please repeat that?
:smiley:

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Smashed Ice Cream: I am the Lizard King

Atreyu: 241 now.

AHunter3: Maybe both! :wink:

TheOtherOne: Thanks!

Ruby: But not all at once! And thank you!

leechbabe: Thanks!

spooje: Jeepers! You have 4061! :eek: Tell me: What was it like when dinosaurs roamed the earth? :wink:

Violet: So do I!

“Orson calling Why A Duck & Canthearya. This is Orson calling Why A Duck & Canthearya. Come in Why A Duck & Canthearya. Please report this week’s findings and provide a humorous, yet vaguely maudlin moral for this week’s threads.”

IAMPUNHA! MY NEEDLE-NOSED PLIERS!

wring: Yes, I could. Thanks for giving me this chance to brag about my tremendous memory!

Fenris

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Damn newbies. Yeesh. We really need to spray for them. Infecting the boards with your wit & charm & wisdom…you’re a nuisance, I say!

:wink:

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Hey Persephone as I look at this, you’ve got one less post than I do (well, two now), but you registered over a year before me. what’d ja do? keep silent for a year??? :smiley:

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points to imaginary object to distract attention from pitiful post count

I must say I love your posts…veeeery funny.

Has Cecil really not said “hello”? Travesty!

Cecil! I know you’re reading this; just a teeny greeting? Just think of me as a poor peasant girl holding the thin, bawling baby Fenris in my arms. cough

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I’m confused. :confused:

I thought that Fenris was Cecil or Cecil II after this thread

Obviously I am mistaken since he has asked for some sort of recognition from the REAL Cecil.

Congratulations on the 4000.

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Welcome aboard, Fenris. You’d think you would’ve broken that smiley habit by now…

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Wait until you get 4000 posts on the UnaBoard…I’ll give you more than just some Salad Cream. :wink:

[sub]Which, FTR, I might get tomorrow…[/sub]