Do you ever have days where you do something so dumb that you wonder if senility is sneaking in just a wee bit early?
I went shopping into two places today,close by each other in adjacent malls. In store #2, I was searching through piles of jeans, gave up and then went picking through sweaters. After a few minutes, I realized I didn’t have my bag from store # 1. Ack! Okay, I must have set it down while searching throught the jean piles.
So I sprint back towards the jeans and no bag visible. Hmmm. I look up and down and search through the piles. Nada. I spin around and look, zilch. I backtrack. Nothing. Sigh. Someone must have snatched it up in the few minutes that I didn’t realize it was missing.
So I finish my business with store #2, leaving my cell phone # at the desk just in case my bag turns up.
I get in my car and whats on the front seat? My bag from store # 1. WTF? :smack: Ok Oldy McBrainFarts , I says to meself, you dummy, you GOT IN THE CAR AND DROVE TO STORE #2!!! DUH. And I am scared. Scared for the world that has to deal with me and my senility, unleashed at the tender age of 39.