I've never eaten s'mores.

I don’t know what a s’more is. So I win.

More than you ever wanted to know* can be found here
So, Johnny, has curiosity gotten the better of you yet? You can make them at home you know. Aren’t you curious to know what the fuss is about?
*I am assuming that you have never wanted to know anything about them

Not yet. Maybe I’ll burn the stuff that’s been in the burn pit for a couple of years and turn it into a planter, then buy a little fire pit for the patio and move the motorcycle somewhere else, and roomie and I can make some. But random opportunity has not yet struck.