[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I dunno about first post, but I can see it. Where else do you ask these questions?
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A friend? Teen Magazine? MySpace?
Pubes do function a bit like graphite, as a dry lubricant to prevent chafing. If both partners shave, there can develop friction burns in contact areas that aren’t naturally lubricated. If you’re lucky. So the best bet is one partner shaves, the other just trims.
[QUOTE=essell]
If you’ve never had pubic hair you don’t know what you’re missing!
Try it pan-fried in butter. And chew it throughly.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little
:eek:
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I dunno about first post, but I can see it. Where else do you ask these questions? And it’s probably been driving you bonkers.
I myself have an uber-TMI question - not at all related to sex, surprisingly - that I am too embarrassed to ask. But it drives me crazy sometimes. This is the best place…but even here I wouldn’t ask. But I have no one else to ask! But I can’t ask because then everyone would know…!
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Oh, come on…you’re among friends…you can ask us…we won’t think less of you…I promise…and you’ll feel so much better once you find out…so come on, ask us. 
[QUOTE=essell]
If you’ve never had pubic hair you don’t know what you’re missing!
Try it pan-fried in butter. And chew it throughly.
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No,No,No!
This should be pan-fried. :eek:
[QUOTE=OpalCat]
All in all I have nothing positive to say about pubes. I personally think they’re gross.
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Hmph. There goes that sweater I was going to knit for your birthday, then. 
I say grow it back for a few weeks, longer if you can stand it. My gyno at Planned Parenthood told me she was seeing a large number of ‘labia-centric’ (totally my word, you can’t have it) dermatitis cases; seems body heat +sweat +urine +fabric softener can cause an allergic reaction one wouldn’t usually have on your arm, etc. The hairs can be your friend.
[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka]
My gyno at Planned Parenthood told me she was seeing a large number of ‘labia-centric’ (totally my word, you can’t have it) dermatitis cases; seems body heat +sweat +urine +fabric softener can cause an allergic reaction one wouldn’t usually have on your arm, etc.
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I think your gyno was just giving you lip service.
[QUOTE=Caridwen]
A friend? Teen Magazine? MySpace?
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I dont’ talk to my friends about sex. Ever.
I don’t read teen magazines.
And I don’t have a MySpace profile.
Any more suggestions?
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]
I think your gyno was just giving you lip service.
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They have a diferent word for the person who does that.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Any more suggestions?
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I can be your enemy for a day, if that will help. 
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I dont’ talk to my friends about sex. Ever.
I don’t read teen magazines.
And I don’t have a MySpace profile.
Any more suggestions?
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You could tell us about a friend who confided in you and you come to the Dope for advice to give your friend. We would never suspect it was really you.
Sgt Schwartz
Metafilter. You can post anon there.
Ok let me add an addendum - I’d like to get the right answer.
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]
I think your gyno was just giving you lip service.
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But does your gyno have a hairlip?
Perhaps you could clarify the question for us.
Grow the hair, Rainbow. You oughta experience hair so it’s more of a concious choice, and besides, doncha wanna know that if Armageddon happens and there’re no exfoliants, waxes or razors left you’ll survive pubic hair?
You could PM or email the question to one of us helpful folks with no shame,Mika
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I dont’ talk to my friends about sex. Ever.
I don’t read teen magazines.
And I don’t have a MySpace profile.
Any more suggestions?
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Just IM me! I’ll tell you everything you want to know.
Seriously, I guess a messageboard is as good a place as any to get advice. It’s just that the SDMB doesn’t strike me as the type of place to ask for that type of advice. Maybe it is.
hahaha! Queen Toya I didn’t see your post before I posted. Great minds I guess.
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster]
Mmmmboy. Nothing hotter than raw turkey parts. :x Which pretty much is what hairless male bits look like.
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Don’t forget to baste frequently to keep it from drying out.
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
Don’t forget to baste frequently to keep it from drying out.
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I prefer to soak mine in a brine solution overni-
what were we talking about?
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Ok let me add an addendum - I’d like to get the right answer.
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That’s why it’s too bad the ‘sock’ rule is so stringently applied. I’ve been on other boards where members wanting to ask anonymous questions can post as guests. Saves embarrassment all round.