I wish I knew what it was in me that makes me so hostile over the not knowing what someone’s talking about when they say something like, “I just COULDN’T tell you THAT!”
Seriously. I can’t get zen enough for that not to bother me. It’s childish, I know. But I can’t seem to help it.
’Mika, love, I hate to have to do this, but you’re off my christmas card list until further notice. 
I am sorry… I like Faruiza, too. 
One of these days, I’ll get up to it, I’m sure.
Due to the odd nature of the OP, I am of 2 opinions:
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Rainbow is a guy, not a girl.
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This is not the first time he’s posted in the forums.
Call me a cynic, I don’t know. I just think it’s some weird pervert with a shaving pubes fetish who gets off on reading the comments from other girls about their own pubes.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Not passing moral judgement, just expressing an opinion.
I also kinda thought it might be a sock when I first read it, Roboto. In any case, we seem to have scared her/him off.
[Clears throught tersely]
This IS The Straight Dope, yanno.
:o
Anaamika=Rainbow?!?
or Autolycus=Rainbow!?!
Wow, the mind boggles!
:the face that lets everybody know I’m joking, not accusing, without detracting from the humor:
I think we should start a thread trying to guess Anaamika’s TMI question. With a prize for the correct guess and everything.
This will probably get me banned. So be it.
and then the next guest to post an embaressing question gets barraged with “Are you Anaamika? Are you Anaamika? huh? are you?”
Heh. I don’t think we have Internet cafes here. I suppose I could go to the library.
But…methinks I should let all this furor die down, anyway! 
Christopher —> Sees wife coming. Switches to thread on karaoke.
Early or late 2001?
See, I’m trying to picture the person who sits through all the 9/11 posts; doesn’t feel a need to reply to posts about births, deaths, and other life events; never joins a game or comments on another Doper’s picture…
Then finally gets a guest membership to ask about being a dental hygienist, state that she never makes her bed and, oh yeah, the thing about the pubic hair.
I’ve been really lazy about registering. I read all te posts about births, death, 9-11 without posting because I just felt content enough to read and not share an opinion about anything. I probably won’t be posting much on the boards. That’s probably a relief for everyone. 
Giving these instructions won’t get you banned (yet), but it does earn you a warning, and will lead to your banning if you keep it up. If we discover that you have, in fact, created a sock in the past, your account will be banned immediately regardless of your paid membership. Them’s the rules, folks; all we ask is that you follow them.
All of you should know better. Calling folks “socks” or “trolls” belongs in the Pit, and even then we don’t want you playing the sock-hunting or troll-hunting game. If you feel we have a returning poster, report the post (or otherwise tell a Mod) and we’ll look into it. Calling a poster out in a thread will just gain you a warning. We don’t want threads hijacked into discussions of whether posters are socks or trolls–it happened in the past and it got annoying.
This thread, though, is pretty much over with at this point. I’ll close it.