Very rarely seen my cat rooting around down there, but for the most part he keeps his mouth and his arse away from each other. Dogs seem to like nothing better than a good whiff of butthole, but I’ve never seen a cat with that fixation.
If you’re ever hoping your cat isn’t doing something, then it’s almost certain that it is.
My cats lick their butts all the time. They’re shorthairs, but for being such they do have relatively long and silky hair, and so occasionally have some residue back there after completing their business. Luckily, they are extremely fastidious cats, and so clean it up immediately (and then come kiss me on the mouth, natch).
My cat will have at it from time to time, but not very often. On the other hand, my old cat used to spend hours down there, with that horrible snuffly, nuzzly, slurpy noise going on the whole time. That was nasty.
One of Mr. Spock’s favorite pastimes is to prop up against the wall like a drunk and lick the area where his ball would be if he had any. If I say anything about it, he gives me that “you would do it if you could” look.
You know, it took me a second to realize you were talking about your cat here.
Bad, bad imagery.
My feline brother-in-law, Kipke, took to me from the start. How did we know this? The first time my then-boyfriend took me to meet his parents, Kippers wound around my legs for a chin-scratch, then flopped down next to my feet to give his butt a good wash. I felt very loved.
My Emmy will flop over on the bed, usually around 7 AM on Saturday morning while we’re half asleep and start licking the crap out of her butt. LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, SLURP, LICK, LICK, SLURP, SLURP, SLURP, LICK, LICK, LICK.