I've Quit Smoking!

And now I’ve just been told that I’m not getting fired. Could you slow the roller-coaster down for a sec? I’d like to get off now.

<Airplane>

I picked a LOUSY week to give up crack!

</Airplane>


Yer pal,
Satan

[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four months, three weeks, two days, 12 hours, 31 minutes and 16 seconds.
5820 cigarettes not smoked, saving $727.61.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 2 weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, 0 minutes.[/sub]

"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey![/sub]