IWAGWASSAALJ ! ! ! >> sigh <<

I want a girl (or anyone) who knows if the new Cake album is any good.

If I threw my guitar out the window, so far down, would I start to regret it?

I’ll be at Citibank if anyone’s interested.

Hey there…need a pen?

I want a girl.

That’s all, no other requirements.

You want a girl whose mind is metastable at the Earth’s surface and has a Moh’s hardness of 10?

It’s Cake, it’s gotta be good. Crossing my fingers it’ll be on my doorstep when I get home.

Ashes, in a short skirt but not so long jacket.

I want a girl who’ll watch birds falling from the window ledge above mine with me.

Haven’t heard the new album yet, but yeah, I’m sure it’ll be good.

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

I got a girl who wears cool shoes

-lv

Does the new album have No Phone on it? If so, I’m sick of hearing that song, and that’s from too much play on XM, not some Clear Channel crap.

Multi-faceted!

I want a girl with extensions in her hair.

Bamboo earrings- at least two pair!

A Fendi bag and a bad attitude-

That’s all I need to get me in a good mood.