I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
plays the horn part
That’s what I like, a clear headed girl with a streak in her.
One who can afford your rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle?
I want a girl who knows what’s best.
Rcatslebatwt
I want a girl with a pan of veggie lasgana, garlic bread, and a some iced tea.
Yeah, but where do her fingers go, when she sleeps?
I want a girl who always solicits sex anonymously at Live Journal.
I was a guitarist when albums still sold at all little junkshops.
Ivan was a gay white Albanian spitting saliva at a lesbian Jugoslavian.
If whales are God, what are seals? Saints? Angels? A lesser Jehovah?
If we all got wasted and started snickering at a lame joke…
Well, from what I hear, the wacky morning DJ says democracy’s a joke.
DUDE ! ! !
You want fries with that?
The hardest susbtance known to man?
Transparent?
My eyes burn like cigarettes. Betcha didn’t know that!
That may be, but do your shoes cut?
Did’ja ever hear the story of the French Horn player? Ever time he kissed her he shoved his hand up her ass! 
One with artifically inflated value?
I want a girl with uninterupted prosperity.
Diamonds…that’ll shut her up.