J-Lo's Mom hits it big on the Atlantic City slots

So, I expect she could afford to play the slots more than most other folks. Still, what luck! I don’t play slot machines, but I’ve always wondered, once you hit the big jackpot, do you just stop or keep pumping the money in.

When I won that $16.25 in New Orleans in 1998, I kept playing. Probably shoulda quit, because that pile o’ loot is now long gone. I think I blew what was left on a newspaper and a shoeshine at the airport. I wish now I had saved those four bucks.

Donald Trump will probably win Powerball this weekend…

Hmmm… Wonder what ridiculous amout of money he’d have to spend to get any real shot at a jackpot.

“Jennifer Lopez’s mother won a $2.4 million jackpot while playing $1 slots at Atlantic City.”
For some reason, this leads me to assume that they’ve got two completely different looking butts.

That makes the $180 hubby and I won at the slots in Saratoga this weekend look piddly. We were so proud, we were practically strutting out the door!

It’s the little things, folks.

“And in a related story, a load of coal was delivered to Newcastle today.”