Jack Chick's Dark Dungeons-The Movie!!

From the film’s website, my favorite bits in bold:

Priceless! :slight_smile:

An excellent illustration ofPoe’s Law in action. The source material is so exaggerated to begin with that it would be pointless, if not impossible, to make it any sillier.

And then nourished.

Probably the same reason MST 3000 never tried to lampoon Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Ixnay on the ourishednay. Trying to lure dougie in.:smiley:

It’s still probably better than the actual “Dungeons and Dragons” movie.

You couldn’t make a parody of Reefer Madness either.

And Kirk Cameron!

And a banana!

This so has a spot in my movie collection. Right next to Chariot of the Gods.

For a second I thought that balding guy with the magnificent beard was Paul Giamatti. Oh well, this still looks wonderful.

Some people disagreed.

Well… they (sort of) did (sort of)…

But just when you think RPGs are all fun and games, something like this happens.

Save us, Jack Chick!

Maybe she shouldn’t have worn her “Melkor rules and Manwë drools” t-shirt then. Her “The only good elf is a live Orc” bumper sticker was just icing on the cake.

Hey…she was asking for it. She dressed too provocatively.

A Jack Chick movie? HAW HAW!

yawn Wake me when the Order of the Stick movie comes out . . .

Footage of the arrest.

And with that, I think it is obligatory to link to one nice bit of Fanfiction that pictured how the crew of MST3K would riff on Dark Dungeons.