Wait, how did Cthulhu get into this?!
Man, my D&D group was just a bunch of tubby geeks sitting around a table rolling dice, doing math and drink way too much Jolt and Mt. Dew. I feel ripped off by my DM now.
Hey, the best tabletop RPG group I’ve ever had, by far, was a Pathfinder group of 8 girls and 2 guys.
Wrong room at the rec center!
Those weren’t the PathFinders.
Those were the Bluebirds.
–G!
As Superdude said, this is a film that just cries out for Kirk Cameron.
I can’t wait to see this! I’m going to be at Gen Con…I hope I can fit it into my schedule.
Didn’t you always?
Cthulhu is everywhere.
Seriously, my guess is that he got in via another one of Jack Chick’s sources, the late “ex-Illuminati Grand Druid” John Todd who claimed the Necrmonicon was real & that a good source for what witches believe in the 1970 movie version of The Dunwich Horror.
And if you did not catch the name of the volume of black magick, yes, I typed Necromonicon because that is what John Todd called it.
Btw, John’s ministry collapsed when Christianity Today magazine did an expose’ showing that while traveling to churches with his testimony & giving Chick fodder for his tracts, he was also seducing teenage girls while teaching them… witchcraft. He was finally arrested in Florida as a serial rapist & dies in prison as a professing Satanist.
Todd apologists claim that either this was an imposter & the real John Todd was murdered decades ago by the Illuminati, or that Todd’s Illuminati childhood included ritual abuse & the deliberate development of MPD, and that while his conversion was real, a multiple emerged to discredit him.
Yes, I do know a ridiculous amount about this.