Jack Hanna is still a moron.

I went to college with his daughter. On Dad’s weekend, he showed up with some critters and did his dog-and-pony show with not dogs and ponies, but more like lions, tigers and bears. I got to pet a cougar. I like Jack Hanna, although he does come across a bit cluelessly. His animal handlers generally know wtf they are doing; he’s just like the circus ringmaster or the emcee. Sort of an animal DJ. He doesn’t present himself as an animal expert, he presents himself as the PR face for his zoo. The clueless act is supposed to make you think he’s all down-home and relatable. He may not know jack* about animals, but he’s brilliant at marketing the Columbus Zoo.

  • Heh. Pun intended.

The neutral zone is for loading and unloading only.

The danger zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There’s never stopping in the neutral zone.

Is that what those places with yellow-painted curbs are called?

Yellow isn’t really a neutral, though. But I guess beige wouldn’t show up as well.

I wonder if Jack keeps getting the jobs he wants.

I wonder what Marlin Perkins would say

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In 1973, a three-year-old boy was mauled by a lion at Hanna’s farm and lost his arm.
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I’m wondering if the OP is the one-armed man, doomed to forever seek revenge on Jack Hanna.

Sorry to not make a joke, but…

Jack Hanna has been working in zoos his entire life - was he going to learn something special by going back to college and taking English Lit courses?

Oddest pit ever.

Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Given who is being pitted, shouldn’t that be:

This post has been Huckleberry Hounded?

The boy losing his arm is a Knoxville legend. We had a house that was built on his family’s property. When we would tell people where we lived, we’d always hear the story of the kid losing his arm.

Did he fall down a well after framing some doctor for the murder of his wife after exploding from eating pop rocks and coke while on blue star acid?

OMG–blue star acid explains the OP!

Zones like white elephants…

It’s really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.

Jack Hanna cannot legally come within 50 yards of a female wallabee or any gender of hedgehog, and in parts of South America he is a semi-mythological figure parents use to frighten their children into good behavior. By the terms of a lawsuit settlement his body is to be delivered to the hyenas at the National Zoo before his body temperature is below 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

Jack Hanna is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

I’m a frequent visitor of the Columbus Zoo, so Jack Hanna is my hero. I don’t know how much he does or doesn’t know about animals, but his contributions were apparently appreciated when those lions and tigers and other wild animals were on the loose in central Ohio several months ago.

He’s there in the house with you, isn’t he?

I think he’s playing a nice game of solitaire.

I can think of a lot of people who would make worthy targets of this kind of vitriol.

Jack Hanna is definitely not one of them.

What about Hanna Barbara?