When you gotta go, you GOTTA go!
Jack - You stupid git. Don’t you know you’re supposed to hold it in until just before you get off, leaving the rest of the car to enjoy your contribution to the air quality?
ETA: Curse you, voltaire.
Clearly the OP needs to take responsibility for himself and take the stairs. Anything else is an indicator that it loves Jack’s ass gas.
-Joe
I was in an elevator about 20 years ago with a friend of mine.
I dropped a horrible fart (hey these things happen).
Suddenly the bell dings and the elevator stopped at the next floor and three Nuns were about to enter.
I got out and left him and the Nuns in there as the elevator went down.
Someone should have hit the button for the next floor and ordered Jack Off.
And a thousand people unbuttoned their flys.
Farting in an elevator is just wrong on so many levels.
That is a classic.
I, for one, would like to congratulate Jack. That must have been worth like fifty points, plus his poots are being discussed on the internet! Make it a hundred points. Stink on, sir!
Minus seventy-five for getting caught.
ROTFLMAO!!!
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there. I’m printing that picture off and hanging it in the elevator.
:D:D
Dumb bastard never learned the right way to fart in an elevator. Do it when you are alone and getting off on a floor, then sending it down to a lobby full of people. Or you could just let fly in front of one that you know is about to open with just enough delay to get out of sight(but still be within earshot to hear the reaction).
Enjoy,
Steven
+1
lmfao! 
Oh, please do! Bonus points if you add, “This means you, Jack.” at the bottom.
<heads back to elevator with felt-tip pen in hand>
Nah, that’s just what the song sounded like.
Oh, it has its ups and downs.
You shouldn’t get upset over a biological imperative. Sometimes it’s controllable, sometimes it’s not.
Also:
–Don’t step on Superman’s cape
–Don’t spit into the wind
–Don’t pull the mask off of The Lone Ranger
–And don’t mess around with Jim
Unless your name is Slim, in which case, you can mess around with Jim all you like.
I’d still leave Superman’s cape and the Lone Ranger’s mask alone, though, and spitting into the wind is always out.