Jack's Back in Black (GASP!)

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Well…not quite

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That’s not the teaching of the church. See here

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Well that’s not Catholic teaching. You had a poorly informed teacher if he/she actually said that. See here

Acts of contrition do not “make up” for sins. So again…you either had a poorly informed teacher, or didn’t understand what he/she was trying to teach.

See here for an overview of the “glaring faults” that you outlined.

Packers suck

Now…Am I the only one who thinks that Jack’s Father Damien looks suspiciously like the Father Damien from The Exorcist? I’m looking for a picture right now.

Maybe this

I just wanted to say that THAT is the funniest use of “IANA…” I’ve seen on the board :slight_smile:

Some statements are not forgivable in the eyes of God.

Now now people, we aren’t here to bash each other’s religions. Heck even I have issues with R.C. teachings (and FWIW I had just over a year of catechism as a lad) but there is a vast gulf between that and Jack’s raging venom.

To be fair to vanilla, I was raised in a catholic environment and I have to say that unfortunately, in my experience, many priests do a piss-poor job at explaining these sorts of things to kids.

Isis, Horus and Seb???

Seb??
i thought the Egyptian divine family was Isis, Osiris and Horus.

Like the holy trinity being like a shamrock… Small Green and split three ways"

I guess a certain poster whom I won’t name asked Jack for more affirmation for her Catholic-bashing.

Warning! Never add to, or take away from, God’s words!”

I won’t risk either. Slides bible under wobbly chair

HAW HAW HAW!

Hey, I think the world needs a HAW HAW HAW smily. Maybe just an alteration of :wally but I’ll have to stick with :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: for now.

ok, I have a question.

First off, I admit I didn’t read his whole comic (arg. It’s so hard to follow).
I was raised catholic and don’t know very much about other religions.

Why is Mary being vilified? Do other Christian religions not believe in Mary?
I’m confussed.
-Babs, who apparently is going to hell. I hope if I do, I get to wear a nifty pointed hat.

p.s.
That picture of Nimrod made me laugh. It reminds me of a cartoon a friend sent me that has a little boy running around with a dildo on his forehead saying “look mommy! I’m a rhino”.

JC needs to get out more.

Panel 10: Jesus prophesized the coming of the Catholic church. Right, and Notradamus prophesized the coming of Hitler.

Panel 29: What, Nativity scenes, Jesus on the cross, and IHS are strictly Catholic? Yeah, sure, Jack.

There is no rolleyes smiley big enough for the joke that is Jack Chick.

Jack doesn’t vilify Mary but rather his mistaken notion that Mary is worshipped in her own right.

All other Christian denominations believe in Mary but protestants and others part ways on the immaculate conception and Mary staying a virgin after Jesus’ birth. The gospels say Jesus had siblings but leaves out a few key details.

Catholics (as a rule) tend to have a stronger focus on Mary(some Catholics more than others…look up “co-redemtrix”).

There are some folks who think (wrongly) therefore, that Catholics “worship” Mary.

Say, what does IHS stand for? My own RC education was brief and TLL could only remember nuns telling her it was “in his service.”

quits writing “booger” in the Bible

Aww CRAP!

See here