Jamba Juice Gives Me Gas

I mentioned this in a post long before.

The path to the best gas, mustard gas that is, is the following:

Velamints. Fig newtons. A couple cans of cheap beer.

You’ll be able to clear out a room in no time with this formula.

What are velamints and where do I get them?
And would keystone ice work?

Keystone? Damn straight.

Grain Belt always worked the best for me, however. Serious fire power.

Velamints? I don’t think there around anymore, possibly because of what I mentioned.

Having a mint that gives you enough gas to light Tokyo is not an advertising slogan I think their willing to accept.

velamints??? HELL yeah there still around!! I eat a pack of them a week at work! …the origal stong mint. Good stuff… but I blaim most of my gas on beer… cheap strong beer.

Ah yes. Cheap beer. When I was in college, my roomie and I used to refer to the effect as the Blatz splatz.

-LabRat

By the way Labrat, I always thought Grand Rapids was in Minnesota, not Michigan.

There’s a Grand Rapids in Minnesota? Weird. Nope, Grand Rapids, Michigan. pop 150,000 approx.