Jamba Juice Gives Me Gas

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Oh boy and it does stink too. I dont know what it is, but there is something in those drinks that makes my colon go gassy. I ripped one at work today and just about fell off of out stock picker (forklift that you ride up as it goes up) and had to stand under the swamp coolers to get rid of the smell. Fortunately only guys work in the warehouse so I just got complements, and I didnt have to get all embarassed.

I suppose that this will turn into a “what gives me gas and what it smells like” thread, but what the hey?

2

Y’know, this is gonna sound like a pretty freaky suggestion, but maybe you just shouldn’t drink Jamba Juice.

3

Well, then I wouldnt have gas, I love to fart at work. Especially in an un occupied managers office, it just sits there and grows. And you should see the look on their faces.

4

I guess everyone needs a hobby.

5

Oh god that’s too damn hilarious.

Where I work it’s consider a major offense to rip one, and can result in “termination”.

And for me, Jamba Juice gives me the shits.

6

I wonder what would happen if you fed this to a dog. Those things have nasty ass farts anyway, maybe this would be great revenge for a dog owning friend.

7

What a bunch of prudes, where do you work that they wont let you fart?

8

Why, the most publicly oriented business of them all…a grocery store!

I don’t want to defreshen the fruit by leaving a cloud of noxious gas around the stand.

9

Just blame it on the old guy that is always standing there squeezing the casaba melons.

10

Does anyone else see Jamba Juice being used as a biological weapon? I mean, think of the possibilities!

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Cool. I work for a company that creates biological weapons now. hahahahaha. All will bow before me.

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…and that is, to ask no stupid questions.

Having said that, I’ll say this:

[ul]Whatinthehellis Jamba Juice???[/ul]

Just curious (sounds like fun, as long as you use it in a well-ventilated area.

~~Baloo

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I’m with Baloo, what the hell is jamba juice. I MUST HAVE SOME! Can you mix it with beer and chase it with broccoli and pizza??

14

Jamba Juice is the Starbucks of smoothies. That’s the best way I can describe it.

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Ahhh… I get it. So a Jamba isn’t a fruit then but a smoothie bar… gotcha.

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I live way out in the cultural hinterlands. I still have no idea what Jamba Juice is. What’s a smoothie?

~~Baloo

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A smoothy is an ice cold blended fruit drink. They have places that serve just smoothys. I am assuming Jamba Juice is the name of one of those places… and not a fruit itself.

18

Exactly. Oh, and if you ever go to a Jamba Juice, order a razzmataz with a femboost…heheheheee…

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We have a website.

http://www.jambajuice.com

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Whammo,
Mix it with beer, pizza and broccoli?!? Jeeezus! Now I know why they call you Whammo! Give a whole new slant on “putting the whammy on someone”.

-LabRat

ps. Bet my greyhound could put you to shame. Ever been woken out of a sound sleep at 3 a.m. by a dog fart? (x5) Great way to start your day!