I came across this article in the Huffington Post in which porn star James Deen announces that he is not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, and it struck me: I’m not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan either!
Granted, Mr. Deen is playing Ms. Lohan’s lover in the movie “The Canyons,” and so is slightly more acquainted with Ms. Lohan than I, who am entirely unacquainted with Ms. Lohan, yet I remain steadfast in maintaining that I am not sleeping with her. I want that understood!
What about you? Are you sleeping with Lindsay Lohan? Or not? Perhaps you would care to explain the circumstances under which you are not sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. The world needs to know!
(Seriously, you KNOW it’s a slow news day when the gossip rags run headlines about who is not sleeping with who!)