James Otto (My most favorite singer)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If James Otto were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.

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^^^ First there has to be a reason for him to even do such a thing and so far I have yet to give him one, not that its ever been my intention to. James would have to get down on his knees most likely in order to even do such a thing though because of me being 11 inches shorter than him. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

What I shared are lyrics to a song that is done by another of my favorite male singers, Hal Ketchum that is, from his Past The Point Of Rescue album named “Old Soldiers”. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

God bless you two and him and James always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

23

You know he sheds his skin once a year.

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To Bill Brasky! I mean James Otto!

25

I heard he has a restraining order out on you. Probably just a Superfan misunderstanding.

26

James Otto named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.

27

James Otto hates people who sign their posts.

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If you were to punch him in the face, you needn’t aim your blow. That guy’s got a face like someone stuffed a watermelon into catcher’s mitt. I’ll pass on the generic hyper-twangy pop, thanks.

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James doesn’t have any thing out on me. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

God bless you and him always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

P.S. Go here to check out two more songs of his named “Wide Open” and “What I Got Coming”. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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This is not the correct forum for me to question your judgement in this matter, so I won’t. It’s just that a lot of guys might think that river has already been crossed by the horse that went through the barn’s open door.

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And Holly, dear, I fear that James Otto still won’t be your boyfriend. :frowning:

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^^^ James is already married. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

God bless you and him and his wife and daughter always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

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Is there a reward out for your apprehension and safe return?

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^^^ I was at church tonight, but I got home safely which is where I am now. How about you? :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

God bless you always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

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Go here and here to listen to James sing two awesome songs that I just found named “One Foot In The Fire” and “Burn, Burn, Burn”.

God bless you and him always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

36

I’m making up my 2013 Death Pool list. Does James Otto have any known health problems?

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All the ‘Yes’ album covers are Otto family photos. If you drop a phonograph needle on his nipple, it plays The Beach Boys’, “Pet Sounds.”

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Please inform Jesus in your prayers that the past tense of “bear” is bore, so he can let Mr Otto know the next time he seeks inspiration.

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If he doesn’t, he will after I strangle him.

May Satan curse James Otto always!!! :):):slight_smile:

Analog

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There’s no need to be so unkind! Also, I believe murder is specifically disallowed in the rules. :slight_smile:

This one time, James Otto burned a CD with nothing but the sounds of his bowel movements and the screams of his man-servants. It went triple platinum within the month*.

*I hadn’t realized how much I missed those Brasky sketches.