Same with Neil Diamond.
Someone deaf.
I have royally screwed up on this board before, and have made a huge ass of myself more than a few times, but I am willing to admit when I am being a pain and try to improve my behavior. So thanks!
If the rest of the world is anything like you people, I’ll pass. Thanks for the offer though. 
God bless you always!!!
Holly
So is Lionel Richie! I know for a fact he is REALLY singing “Holly, is it me you’re looking for” but everyone always gets it wrong.
Cite?
No worries. I came from from friggin’ Texas, fer chrissakes.
I have an idea…
There are two posters who are so far gone down the hidey hole of their own world that no matter how hard you try you can never break them out of what they “know” to be true. Both are impervious to evidence, logic and facts also both of them are completely obsessive . Many here have dealt with both of them. Why don’t we set them up together?
Lets make a Doper Love Match, ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Kozmik and JOSH
I know, I know but hear me out
One lives in a fictional Michigan town populated by washed up child actors, the other in the bowels east Tennessee, they have the internet and we can pitch in for bus fare
They are both virgins and unlikely to be too interested in sex(though it might do them both good) as they are both obsessed with their particular object
They are both batshit crazy and might leave us alone or if they didn’t it would probably be worth it. Imagine a thread on the Illuminati keeping James Otto from being the star he deserves to be and how he figures into the second coming of Jesus, Doper Gold
Thoughts gang?
Capt
Nah, that wouldn’t save him (hehehe) either. You know those bloody emoticons she’s using to visually pollute the Boards? Now imagine what it would be like with someone constantly running up to your face, mere millimeters away, and making those “cutesy” hand signs that are, in fact, cute when used by kindergarteners but, when used by adults…well, freaky.
You know, it strikes me that the target of this Pitting just very well may have her home decorated in such a manner that any potential suitor would run screaming into the night after seeing it: every room a shrine to a particular celebrity, every surface in the bathroom covered by some fuzzy and gaudy material, all the dinnerware being some kind of collectible like you’d see Peggy on Married…with Children buying from a home shopping commercial, and the bedroom littered with all kinds of stuff animals, troll dolls, and other children’s delights. The thing that scared off the suitor? Oh, that would be the gigantic crucifix, with a life-size Jesus, hanging over the bed’s headboard. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if she has the lowest electricity bill in the city, what with the sheer number of votive candles all over the place.
That’s how she strikes me: Fornagrapher (orgiastic delight in the extreme at telling others how evil they are and how they or someone they love is either headed to eternal damnation or is already there), completely ignorant of the tome used to thump others, and basically a child, but a very mean-spirited (heh, another appropriate pun!) one.
Make it a love triangle with pchaos and the scripts will write themselves.
While an entertaining idea, my concern with any of these suggested pairings would be the possibility of producing a brood of creepy little children of the corn type young’uns.
Aah yes forgot about the “dirt patch”
Capt
Ha! You know, that actually might work, until she learned how to sign Jack Otto, then she’d work those fingers to the bone.
Maybe Holly is the offspring of the God Warrior.
Still wondering about your response, Holly.
^^^ What you are asking me about there is the very thing that I have done with certain members of my family. If a person is not sorry for the negative impact that they have had on your life, why have anything more to do with them?
God bless you always!!! 
Holly
P.S. And the preacher of my church has said that my doing such a thing is the right thing to do.
Actually, Holly is making me think of Jean Teasdale from The Onion.
She sounds like me when I was obsessed with the kid from Terminator 2. Difference? I was 13 at the time. Thirteen. I plastered my wall with pictures from Tiger Beat and Sixteen. Was I obsessed? Yeah. But I was just a kid.
:p:p:p
-Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger
:eek: Crap! She’s spamming herself into the Bible now!?!?!?
Fuck me*!
*if you need a pity fuck, let me know. Not like I am offering – I’ll find you someone in need.
Counter proposal:
magellan01 and JOSH
The two of them are nice Christians, who also think that same sex marriage is an abomination unto God. They seem to use the same logic circuits when trying to discuss topics.