James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

Damn! You like Huey Lewis and Hall & Oates too? Guess I’ll have to throw away my CDs. And I liked those groups, too. :mad:

^^^ Don’t throw them away! Take them to a used CD store and see what you can get for them at least if you are not going to keep them. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

God bless you always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

That’s only a part of what makes her look like a lunatic.

^^^ Maybe I don’t want to be like other people. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

God bless you always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

P.S. If I have to stand out due to my hair being as blonde as it is, I might as well stand out in another way too. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Wait a sec! You, who claim to be a Christian, went bowling during the most solemn three days of the Liturgical Year, the Easter Triduum? We don’t even have Mass on Good Friday or Holy Saturday because we are supposed to be in mourning. And yet you brag about it and celebrate your bowling score, as if your were a lowly Eastern Rite follower of the Julian Calendar (which is an obvious heresy because Julius Caesar wasn’t a Pope like Gregory XIII).

No, really, if you are a serious Christian of any sort bowling on Easter Weekend is seriously tacky, if not sinful. I know Protestants believe they are justified by faith alone, but you need to be a good example to the people who are not saved. And think of how much holier you will seem when you beg off a bowling invitation for religious reasons!

TBH, I read the first two pages of this thread and almost fell asleep – though I did add a throw-away post somewhere.

That said, I’d like for Holly to bless me. I’m convinced she is right. BUT she has to wear a butt-plug while doing so. The Lord told me. No word on vibrating or not – plenty of leeway in that sense. So, enjoy the butt-plug, sweetie. And thank you for the blessings I trust you are sending my way.

Bless away, dear. Like a stewardess saying “good bye” when you exit a flight, I know you’ll really mean it. A couple of thousand Hail Mary’s might just do the trick. Don’t let me stop you.

Best always as long as you are plugged. God told me so.

What makes you think James Otto still has security folks? 2008 was a long time ago.

I wouldn’t put it past them. Me, I’ve come to accept that you are a heretic and blasphemer. It’s just part of what makes you you, but others are not so forgiving.

Dean Vernon Wormer: [del]Fat, drunk and stupid[/del] Annoying, obsessed and smug is no way to go through life, [del]son[/del] lady.

I did my bowling late that Good Friday night. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

God bless you always!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Holly

Buh-bye.

Hail Marys are Catholic. And we all know the Catholics are a bunch of pagan idol worshippers.

That ship sailed long ago.

God bless you sometimes!!!:):mad::slight_smile:

Alright then, I’ll take the blessings anyway she can give them to me.

But the plug is not nonnegotiable. God told me so.

Rumor has it that JOSH used to fixate on David Carradine, which certainly explains his eventual death.

You were being kind and thoughtful. Shame on you. :wink:

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless your colander!!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Serious question for Holly Boo Boo:

When this thread started, you had 11 followers on Twitter. Now you’re down to 10. Who dropped you?

God bless you sometimes!!!:):mad::slight_smile:

I cannot tell a lie: It was me. :frowning:
pfft HAHA. No it wasn’t I knew I could not keep a straight face saying that. :smiley:

Bowling is specifically me filmed as a nono somewhere…

I forgot all about those double novels until you mentioned them. Right on!

I’m still curious about the “GBYA :):):)” sig.

JOSH, do you feel that if you DON’T include that “blessing” your god smites you or something?

And to be clear, I find it VERY offensive. If I sneeze, it’s one thing-- more of a salutation. But if you’re forcing a Yahweh or Jehovah blessing on me, no thanks. I don’t need the blessings of a fictional asshole. (Read Joshua 7 – the whole thing)

Again, people… That is WHY she does it. The goal for her here is to be very offensive.