Huh. I assumed there’d never been a car in the garage, but no bikes either, huh? What about “gardening tools”?
James Otto is tone deaf and has poor dress sense.
^^^ To me, there is nothing wrong with pants and a shirt. Isn’t that what you wear? And to me, no one sings better than James. 
I don’t have a garage and I have a bike, but its in storage.
God bless you two and James always!!!
Holly
eeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeewwwwww!
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Yes, I frequently wear pants and a shirt. However, I have never owned any shirts quite as ugly as the ones that popped up in a Google image search for him. I am assuming he is the wide beardy guy with long hair.
Be funny if someone (who had no desire to be a Doper) were to open an account under the username God, and follow up one of those with “Don’t tell me what to do, bitch. I’ll decide whom to bless, and I don’t need your help.”
I only have one shirt with James on it who by the way has shorter hair now.
What is so gross about me saying that I have a bike in storage?
God bless you and James always!!!
Holly
Notice that JOSH says they sleep alone until married. Obviously it’s phrased like that so they can weasel out on other “activities” that take place in a bed.
So is JOSH a slut or not?
I can’t be offended by this chick, no matter what she says. It’s too damned surreal.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and hide in Ewan McGregor’s garage.
Either that, or the Pee Wee Herman defense.
“I know you are, but what am I?”
I’m thinking of writing a Jesus Christ/James Otto crossover slash fanfiction. They’re both just so manly and powerful. It seems obvious. The only real question is, who gets to be the top? I’m thinking James Otto. Sure, JC is the most obvious choice (being a god and all) but if you read the New Testament, it’s pretty clear the dude has a submissive streak a mile wide. I’m planning to set chapter 1 in the organ loft of a church. That way it can more effectively feature Otto’s – heh – vocal talents.
God bless you always!! (And I think you know what I mean by “bless”.)
Jesus did say to turn the other cheek.
God is always at the top of my list.
I am proud to say that I am still a virgin.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
That’s a common mistranslation. He actually said to “spread those cheeks.”
Ha! Guys, this is a top-shelf troll right here. Can we keep it? Please?
^^^ Well he is no matter who thinks otherwise.
God bless you always!!! 
Holly
Well, OK, but you have to feed it, take it for walks, and bag up it’s smiley faces and throw them in someone else’s trash can.
And Frank wins the thread. Thank you all, and don’t forget to tip your servers!
[Snippage of all the bullshit blessings below is mine.]
Dear Og, that’s disturbing on more levels than I can count. That poor man. Someday he needs to get a restraining order.
Holy shit, no doubt.
No, buttercup, that’s not what “the Lord” wants. It’s what you to have something to masturbate to.
Finally, something to be thankful for. Praise Allah!
Precisely. I can’t imagine the vast numbers of souls who have walked away from religion because of nutjobs like this. They do more to hurt their cause than Satan ever could.
It’s cathartic, eases boredom and is fun?
Well, in the realm of getting attention from scared as hell D-list celebrities, than ya, I’m attentionless. Call me crazy, but I prefer to get attention from my real-life loved ones and not just from a figment of my imagination and a wet dream.
And just so you know, although I’m sure you’re too dense to understand, Mr. Otto doesn’t appreciate all the NEGATIVE attention you bring him. He’s just terrified you’ll boil a bunny in his honor, so he placates the crazy instead of combatting it.
Wins the internet.
Oh yes, my first wife definitely had a lovely hind. Not so much doe, though.
God bless us, every one! :):)